I would say that I’m a struggling artist but the only thing I really am is struggling
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weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF
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Blocking and reporting every single pornbot that follows me
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
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this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
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glad this guy is getting absolutely owned in the replies of this sexist and completely ahistorical tweet
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sorry i saw your boyfriend out on the counter so i put him in the fridge for you. no yeah he’s fine i just didn’t want him going bad. yeah he’ll reheat fine in the microwave.
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STOP putting me in a little jar and shaking it around!!! Its NOT funny!!!!!
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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
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