AU where Arthur finds out about the prophecy and pieces together that "his closest ally Emrys" must be Merlin because who else would it be, but incorrectly assumes that Merlin doesn't know and therefore has never practiced magic before.
Even better if he finds out early season 1 so He's just so devastated the entire time and he's just like "I can't believe this, this prophecy is going to turn my best friend into a sorcerer, and it's all my fault for being the once and future king" and Merlin's in the back just murdering a sidhe
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Furina's honest reaction after Neuvilette of all people started to pressure her on the trial:
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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and what if something goes wrong during a mission? (au)
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Can't believe how much I disliked office au, coworkers trop and slowburn my whole life, only to fall into hyperfixating at two most bureaucratic pairings with co-rulers, working together for centuries, despite beeing supposed to be if not enemies, then at the very least rivals from two opposing sides, and who would betray their side and throw hands with a god for each other.
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so like I would die for her
instagram | carrd
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post 4.2 furina finds out neuvillette said she was 'prone to hysterics' and is like 'hahaha.... yeah, yeah i was wasn't i? it must have been awful, having to deal with me for all those centuries...'
and you know neuvillette is standing there wracked with guilt like
(it starts to storm and furina thinks its because he's remembering how annoying and frustrating it was working with her, and meanwhile neuvillette is three seconds away from throwing himself on the ground and begging for forgiveness)
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2023.10.06
“Well…it was nice while it lasted.”
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Astarion sneakily getting a peek of Tav's sketchbook to see multiple drawings of the same guy and he's like "ooooh someone has a crush 😏" and then Tav just kinda has to sit there like "haha yeah sure do 😳"
This is just such a funny concept to me lmao
He takes a look at the drawings and is like ".... is he a vampire too...?" Everyone else is just trying not to fuckin burst out laughing
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Actually, Gabriel did consider that. That's why he wrote "I am in the fly", so his amnesiac version or, idealy, Beelzebub would be able to return his memories back.
It's not like he had any other option – archangels are able to wipe someone's memories at any time, without even being near that person. That's why Gabriel was forced to remove it in the first place, as soon as possible, instead of immediately running off to Hell.
Yes, Gabriel does stupid things sometimes – like, he didn't have a reason to actually strip off from his clothes (at least I don't see one). But his plan with a fly was pretty effective for something he had a few minutes to come up with and execute.
I was confused about the timeline and motivations leading up to the whole Gabriel-memory-loss situation, but I just realised I've been overthinking it.
So Gabriel, upon realising heaven's punishment will separate him from Beelzebub, comes up with the whole ruse of cleaning out his desk to give himself time and space to put his memories into the fly and escape. So far so good. The reason I was confused trying to make sense of his plan beyond that point is that I overlooked one blatantly obvious fact: he's an idiot.
He was saving his memories from heaven, but he didn't even consider that this would also result in saving them from himself. "I was coming to you [Beelzebub], but I forgot." This angel has spent eternity making other angels do things for him—of course he doesn't account for the consequences of his actions when he finally has to do something for himself. He is chronically incapable of thinking further than the tip of his nose.
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You got a problem?
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