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I do think if Alastor has slept with anyone it was Vox because it makes the RadioSilence 20x more hilarious

That was the best night of Vox’s life. Nothing compares. Not even Val. He’s never been more in love. Blew his mind. He couldn’t talk without glitching for three solid days

Meanwhile Alastor’s ace ass was just like “Well there’s certainly better pastimes” and has not thought about it since it happened. He can’t even mock Vox’s bedroom performance cause he deadass doesn’t remember. Which is worse in my opinion

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funny/sad honkai star rail achievements i thought of

last of our kind ;; win a battle with a team consisting of welt, acheron, & aventurine

you look familiar... ;; use any of welt's attacks to defeat bronya (boss fight)

autism beam ;; win a battle with a team consisting of only herta & ruan mei

emanators ;; win a battle with a team consisting of only acheron & herta

may i please study you? ;; win a battle with a team consisting of acheron, herta, ruan mei, and dr. ratio

mechanical soul theory confirmed! ;; use character "silver wolf" to interact with svarog

rate the ratio ;; use character "dr. ratio" to interact with curio "the rating pistol"

gambling addiction ;; win a battle with a team consisting of aventurine, qingque, & march 7th: the hunt

imaginary found family ;; win a battle with a team consisting of dan heng • imbibitor lunae, march 7th: the hunt, trailblazer: harmony, & welt

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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drops this and runs

im ngl this fic is very self indulgent and i did in fact shove some of my headcanons into it but! i am genuinely proud of it.

want to be added to the taglist? go to my "about me" post and click on the link!

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random hsr headcanons i sometimes think about

ratio and sampo are distantly related cousins that come from the same planet, which is one of the worlds where aha is worshipped. they both vaguely follow the path of elation, but sampo is a masked fool and ratio is a mourning actor. sampo "treads" the path of nihility because he has no faith in humanity, and simply treats them as an elaborate stageplay. ratio "treads" the path of the hunt because he finds the elation to be idiotic and hopes to eliminate the masked fools one by one.

seele and pela are related somehow, and when they first meet each other they get the weirdest sense of deja vu.

stelle wants to become a quantum type, caelus wants to become an ice type.

march both loves and hates being frozen in combat. she loves it because it reminds her of the six-phased ice she was trapped in, and thus, her connection with the astral express. she hates it for the same reason.

dan heng trained his usage of a spear by sitting under a maple tree in autumn and slicing them as they fell

caelus would call dan heng "dan" out of naivety and not knowing xianzhou naming customs. even after they visited the luofu it took him like a month to realize that he was calling dh by his surname and thus linking him to his past as dan feng.

welt sometimes forgets what world he's in and starts speaking languages that don't exist in the hsr universe.

one time before the crew visited the luofu, march misspelled her name as marah (somehow) and dan heng refused to speak to her for like a week

himeko knows her coffee is a bit strong for some people but offers it anyways to watch people squirm

black swan has chronic fatigue which is why most of the time she just appears ominously. she doesn't have the energy to walk.

acheron and welt are both self concious about their grey streaks

when the aetherium wars championship was taking place, bronya watched silver wolf / march / trailblazers' math and when she saw silver wolf she choked on her tea

xueyi and boothill would either be besties or hate each other's guts, no in between

hanya forgets to breathe a concerning amount every day

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"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe

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sometimes i think abt my hsr team and how their interactions would go down.

like. it's seele, silver wolf, lynx, and march 7th. 3 quantum girlies and the one i got emotionally attached to.

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meet my hazbin oc,,, her name is echo rime and she is a cowgirl (backstory under the cut)

the name and alias she's taken after arriving in hell is echo rime, but her name back on earth was erika, and she worked as a farmhand, specifically with handling the equines. she could break them faster than anyone else on the farm, and they were always incredibly docile. when asked how she did it, she said it was a secret, but she broke them by being gentle. most people try to break a horse by desensitizing them to everything that spooks them, but she would identify and avoid things that would spook them.

bc of her prowess she became a bit headstrong and arrogant, and when she was brought a completely feral horse that was not bred nor raised in captivity, it had JUST gotten trapped, she tried to do the same thing she would do to break any other horse. when she thought she had figured everything out, she folowed her standard procedure and hopped onto the horse's back. she was immediately bucked off and the horse trampled her, crushing her heart. so when she arrived in hell for her arrogance, she was put into the pride ring. she was equine in nature, with her legs being much like any equines. her skin was covered in horsehair, and her hair was wiry like a horse's mane.

being a horse demon, she was scouted for the porn industry nearly immediately, and in return for making him famous, she got a director to sell her his soul. he profitted off of her, of course, and she gained the strength a soul comes with. her place of work was how she met angel, and the two hit it off. they were both pornstars that were two of the most sexualized demon archetypes, but in a way that wasn't applicable to them. she's a biofem equine demon, and he's a biomale spider demon. they bonded over this. it also helps that she's lesbian so he knows she wont look at him in the light he had grown to hate.

after watching the battle where angel defended the hotel, she decided to join him and started her "journey" on redemption. she will never go to heaven, though - she, like alastor or husk or nifty, didn't have any interest in being redeemed.

she has a texas accent and i am lov her,,,

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I think they'd have a hilarious dynamic. [Royalflush/Lucihusk]

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/54207676

new radiohusk just dropped

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heehee radioapple... so many thoughts not enough words to describe how badly i want to shove them together like barbie dolls to make them kiss.

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im not over cherrisnake actually. did you see her reaction when he died? SHIT HURTS, MAN.

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Sir Pentious: *casually eating a cinnamon roll*

Cherri Bomb: Cannibalism... 😏

Sir Pentious: *confused chewing noises*

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“Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made” - Genesis 3:1

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SNAKEBOMB WORLD DOMINATION

So uh

What's everyone's opinions on Sir Cherri/Cherrisnake?

Asking this for research purposes

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give me angel poking fun at husk for "making biscuits"/"kneading dough" like cats do. i need to see angel poking fun at husk for being a little kitty.

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OH OH OH AND. he just stares at angel really intensely and angel's like "???" and then he just slow blinks and angel has to cover his mouth as he tears up because he's so cute. i loev husk sso much

heehee husk thoughts

he's resigned to his fate as a cat demon, even if he doesn't like it, so he's pretty okay with purring in situations where it calls for it. but one time he walks in on someone crying, probably niffty or angel, and he doesn't know what to do. so he walks over, sits next to them, and takes off his stupid little hat and bows his head into their lap. they look down at him, and go to push him away, but then he pushes his head into their hand. and he takes care of his fur, even if he doesn't take care of himself. the fur on the top of his head is reminiscent of his hair during his lifetime, and he took good care of his hair. so his fur is soft, so they start petting him, cautious and confused. and he starts fucking purring. it distracts them enough to stop them from crying, so he lets them, and hell it even feels a little nice.

husk with cat tendencies <3