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neolithic textile fragments

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In wigan you’re as good as dead

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Hand-forged whaling harpoon, 18th century

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Complete one task. Stare into space 20 minutes. Complete one task. Stare into space. Complete one task. Look around bedroom vacantly. Complete one task. Stare into space. Complete one task. Lose an hour staring into space. Complete one t.. Stare into sp………

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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Lucien Lelong perfume castle

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are my prophetic visions a joke to you

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is it healthy to hop back into bed with your swag still on?

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for those who need it 💗

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

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small acorn boy. done with acrylic on paper