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starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

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All was normal until I decided to look at the underside of my nuts and discovered I have like a shocking degree of vitiligo. Is this a sign of some cancer I should be worried about or something? It’s truly so much more advanced than I’d have expected and I think it was quick because surely I would have noticed before now

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why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

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RICK ASTLEY OFFICIAL COVER OF PINK PONY CLUB BY CHAPPEL ROAN???

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Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes

Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

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Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

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Sculpture of Mary Magdalene, 1401-1500; France

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Bebe Fall 1999