citromboy
citromboy
stop im insane
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citromboy 2 days ago
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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency
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citromboy 2 days ago
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"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
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citromboy 2 days ago
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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn鈥檛 being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.
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citromboy 2 days ago
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Obligatory AI hate post bc I intend to be even more annoying about this
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citromboy 2 days ago
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Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u
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citromboy 3 days ago
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i myself am a person who will throw around dude/bro/man like i'm trying to bring surf back in style, but sometimes when i see people vehemently arguing that these terms are entirely gender neutral i do wanna gently take their hand like. okay but have you considered the societal and histortical reasons why masculine language and gender neutral language have so much overlap. can we acknoweldge how traditionally masculine terms are treated as a default and what that means. or are you gonna be weird about it.
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citromboy 4 days ago
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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.
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citromboy 5 days ago
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Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.
Circa 1640, sketch
British Museum, London
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citromboy 6 days ago
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obsessed with screenshotting things i will not look at ever again
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citromboy 6 days ago
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i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message
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citromboy 10 days ago
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Bullying is crazy... I spent 13 years of my life forced to be at a certain location for 6+ hours almost every day, and at this location multiple of my peers would verbally harass or insult me, physically assault me, sexually harass me, socially ostracize me, every single day, for factors entirely outside of my control. And every adult who was ostensibly supposed to prevent this from happening either willfully ignored it or actively contributed to the bullying. And like, I'm supposed to just brush it off as "just bullying" and something that everyone goes through? Like I was literally in psychological torment camp every day for nearly my entire childhood and now I'm supposed to just function like a human being. Anyways what did you want on your sub. Ham and cheese. No lettuce or mayo..got it okay
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citromboy 10 days ago
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citromboy 10 days ago
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Mekkora trollllllo
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citromboy 10 days ago
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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citromboy 12 days ago
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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citromboy 13 days ago
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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citromboy 14 days ago
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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.
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