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Should probably promo my fics on here so: if you are one of the three other people still thinking about sv in the year of our lord 2024, I just posted the last chapter of my post-canon jarrich fic and you can read it here!

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“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

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Ryoko Kui is the funniest bitch alive

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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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this killed me

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Gay rights

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Joe Biden has called for an “immediate ceasefire” in Gaza, telling Benjamin Netanyahu that future US support for Israel will depend on it taking concrete action to protect civilians and aid workers. As the two leaders held their first phone call since Israeli airstrikes killed seven employees of the international food charity World Central Kitchen (WCK), Biden issued the strongest US rebuke toward Israel since the start of the conflict. In Thursday’s call, which lasted less than 30 minutes, the US president “made clear the need for Israel to announce and implement a series of specific, concrete and measurable steps to address civilian harm, humanitarian suffering and the safety of aid workers”, the White House said in a statement.

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I just want everyone to eat well and get old

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Going crazy thinking about how Richard offering the position of COO to Jared was framed as a romantic love scene because that was what Jared saw it as. A confession of love.

Anyway…

In honor of Silicon Valley’s 10-year anniversary and jarrich meet cute, I’m unearthing my jarrich playlist once again. Just a hodgepodge of songs that Jared probably listens to while he privately yearns for Richard.

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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suction cupping his bald head with my spacious pussy to control his feeble mind

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❓

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does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues