citrusbeing
citrusbeing
Kind Of The Worst
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citrusbeing · 6 hours ago
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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citrusbeing · 6 hours ago
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citrusbeing · 13 hours ago
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what if you were an ANNOYING AMERICAN BOY who beat a SWEET CANADIAN BOY at THE junior tournament and he HATED you but then you SAT ON THE PLANE TOGETHER and you made him LAUGH and you became BEST FRIENDS and had a SECRET HANDSHAKE and a SHARED ROOFTOP PLAYLIST and DEBUT GOALS MINUTES APART and you both became the SUPERSTAR SAVIORS of your FAILING FRANCHISE but then he got TRADED away and you kept getting INJURED and said the injuries HURT LESS THAN THE TRADE and EVERYBODY called you WASHED UP while he THRIVED but THEN YOU GOT TRADED BACK TO HIM??
happened to my good friend trevor zegras.
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citrusbeing · 13 hours ago
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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good
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citrusbeing · 13 hours ago
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Harley Quinn #52 - "Weakness is the Brand" (2025)
written by Elliott Kalan art by Mindy Lee & Triona Farrell
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citrusbeing · 15 hours ago
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Openly admitting to being in a death cult (which doesn't involve your own death, but that of a different religous group to fulfill your religious prophesy) is still wild in and of itself, even if you want to "stay of our prolonged wars," Shermichael.
I don't think a lot of normal people understand that the Evangelical Christian rapture prophesy says that a modern Jewish state must exist in Palestine where all Jewish people must move to and then be sacrificed in a large-scale war to allow the return of their Messiah.
People in the highest levels of our government believe this which really informs a lot of policy making around the Middle East
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citrusbeing · 15 hours ago
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you're cute and it's tuesday
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citrusbeing · 16 hours ago
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happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;
I am PRO-WOOL
I am PRO-LEATHER
I am PRO-BEES
Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.
Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 
15 hour adventure starting now
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citrusbeing · 1 day ago
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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citrusbeing · 2 days ago
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Can we see names for boys again?
what.
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citrusbeing · 2 days ago
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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citrusbeing · 2 days ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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