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I HATE THIS GAME

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Thank you all for your patience! Latest chapter of Needle and Thread is live!

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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CAN YOU STOP.

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Oh man those homestuck out of time panels really rock this fanventure is so good man.

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Омг кидсвап

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Velvette

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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I was playing Stardew tonight and got jumpscared by the wizard just walking his ass through town in broad daylight to go to the bookseller. For 8 years he’s been a hermit! Isolated from the townsfolk who fear and distrust him! At most, he might be hiding at the edges of a festival where no one could notice him! That was the extent of his outings to Pelican Town! But now the bookseller is in town and he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s going to march his ass out there with his silly little hat on in front of the whole town and Yoba to get his books.

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MY EGG ???????????????????????????

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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

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Mawwige....

thinking about beating narinder with a gun in game, and immediatley marrying him, a shotgun wedding.

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Modern AU but the vessel is a colossal idiot (affectionate)

audio from this

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GAHH there's a question in my ask box that i want to post with a doodle and stuff but ill answer it in the weekend anon OTL

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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four kids play a game...