cjryder

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baby girl delete instagram 

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My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

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outfit ideas for those looking for inspiration btw

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remember kids

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you can call boys “beautiful princess” if you want. its not against the law

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Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

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one thing I’ve really learned is that it’s so much better to come across as earnest and overly friendly than aloof and unfriendly. like stop worrying so much about whether you seem too eager or cringe because even if you do, most people don’t care that much but if you hold back then you’ll literally make no friends

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

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The thing about this website is that you can NOT predict what posts will do numbers. If you sit down and craft something and think 'this is the most insightful thing I've ever written' it will get one pity like from a ten-year mutual. If you flop over to the computer at 3am to drowsily type some bullshit like 'bones are perpetually unborn teeth' before passing out over your keyboard it'll destroy your notifications for weeks.