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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I never used to understand what “making connections” looked like but it turns out it’s standing at a party and saying “I’ve been thinking about getting into the film industry” and someone saying “Oh, Sarah works in the film industry” and Sarah yelling from accross the room “Did someone say my name?!?!?!”

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About 1 out of 5 Parental!RoyEd fics: “When his youngest subordinate goes missing, the Flame Alchemist will stop at nothing to bring Ed safely home.”

Meanwhile, Roy in Brotherhood: “Fullmetal’s gone missing up North? Hmm, sounds like a personal problem to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a coup to plan.”

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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DC x DP au where Danny and Jason just have, inexplicable beef with eachother.

The JL have to summon the ghost king for whatever reason and it’s just-

Danny: BEHOLD! TIS I THE- OH- FUCK OFF! Ohhhh My Gawddddddd! LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEE

Jason: What- ME? YOUR THE ONE IN MY SPACE CENTRE! -

Bruce: *my space centre

Jason: -ALSO, WHATS WITH THE NEW BIG TITLE? You compensating for something small fry?

Danny: Small fry! I remember when you were barely 5 foot! You take steroids or smth? Also-also, you stink! What are you rotten or smth?

Jason: *sniffs* it was acid actually

Just, they’re around the same age, Jason died a year after Danny and they knew eachother for approx five/six months. They hate eachother in a way that only kids on a playground could.

(Picture, Jason was born a few months before Danny, but post death he’s technically been alive for several months Less than him. Danny is now technically older, this adds to the hatred.)

(Jason joking flirts with Jazz, Danny asks if he has a thing for gingers, Jason nearly kills himself again as he realises he has the same taste as Dick)

FUCKING UPDATE: THIS GOT REPOSTED ON TIKTOK (without credits, fuck you fa.aka8) WHICH IS HELLA COOL IF ALSO HELLA RUDE BUT YKNOW

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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*Being discovered in the maze where I have been trapped for literal eons* hey man. did you hear about this new show?

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

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my hottest take

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Jason texting: Hey, it's Jay. Alfred said we can keep the cow, but you have to take the seal lion back.

Danny texting back: I think you have the wrong number, but I want to know how you got a cow and a seal lion. That must have been a story.

Jason: How do I know you aren't Damian pretending not to be Damian? You pulled this on me three times already.

Danny: Did he? And you fell for it three times?Have you never texted before? Why not save his number into your phone so he can't trick you anymore???

Jason: I don't know how to do that. I am behind technology wise because of the years I missed while dead.

Danny: Is that slang for prison?

Jason: You ask a lot for questions. Is this Bruce?

Danny: No, my name is Danny. Sorry about all the questions. You just sound fascinating. Like a Mr. Darcy hiding on the side of the room but in the chat room instead of the ballroom.

Jason: Well, thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

Jason hours later texting the Batfam group chat: Catch you all later. Im going to meet a stranger I found on the Internet.

Batfam group chat: *Multiple people are tying*

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal