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Kidd after watching his peers be brutally killed over and over again
honestly I thought this was funny
I was originally gonna do it with nugget but it makes more sense that it's the protagonist.
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!! I LOVE BEING NEURODIVERGENT!!!!!
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🍎: Roll the windows up.
🌸: What’s going on?
🍎: ROLL THE WINDOWS UP HURRY.

🍎: ITS FUCKING BILLY! He’s broke he’s homeless he’s gonna try to ask to be in Kindergarten 3. Roll the windows up.
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Lisa: You really shouldn't have a favorite knight.
Jean: I don't. I love Klee and all non-Klees equally.
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Kaeya: Father!
Kaeya's biological father: *leaves, abandoning his son*
Kaeya: Father?
Crepus: *dies*
Kaeya:
Varka: Come on, son, admit it~
Kaeya:
Varka: Go ahead, call me an important parental figure in your life~
Kaeya: Then you'll leave too.
Varka: No way. I won't leave you, son. We'll be fine.
Kaeya:
Kaeya: Father.
Varka: *goes on an expedition around the world for many years*
Kaeya: BITCH
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oh cindy... (she will continue to date clearly gay men into her early 20s)
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