Hnnnngh I'm just a mess - Call me Seven, Clef, Clown, or Dave - he/it/xe mainly but also grave/graveself, moth/mothself, web/webself - Don't be a dick
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and i invite ritz to kiss my ass
#for context: i just saw an annoying ass ad for ritz that was like#ritz invites you to surprise your coworker with their favorite snack
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experiment: reblog this and add in the tags how you pronounce ‘ty’ in your head
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Oriented aroace culture is not liking it when people ask for your sexual orientation because just saying asexual does not describe your experience with attraction.
Yeah!!!
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Wishing all aromantics who aren’t asexual a very pleasant week
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And if your ass can't double jump then what the fuck are you doing at the gay boy Olympics
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catch me painting my nails at an inopportune time
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this apple juice.... is this perhaps..... no...... a homestuck reference?
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If i put a whole lotta eyeliner on today... and i don't wipe it off....... then I will have the perfect amount of eyeliner on in the following days........
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peak art is when u were like six and u scribbled all over ms paint and then carefully paintbucketed in all the different shapes in the scribbles to make “stained glass”
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absolutely 0 object permanence. homework? gone as soon as i get home. the page i just pulled up? gone as soon as i open up a new tab. the food i have in the microwave? doesn't exist after i walked into another room.
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ok here’s mine: dni if you are a male golf player, like weezer but never make fun of them, have a mechanical keyboard, have never not read a book you were supposed to read for english class, get called emo a lot but aren’t, more than half your playlist is one artist, have exactly 3 pets, are exactly 4 inches taller than your s/o and/or best friend, are on tumblr but not for fandom, have never posted a video of yourself singing online, have ever played a first person shooter game alone, play the sims but don’t mod it, play the sims and have more than 1 expansion pack, have ever bought a video game >$60, have ever posted anything about euphoria (the show), are currently an mcu stan and not because of spider-man, like to watch other people play minecraft, or listen to the radio more often than you listen to your own playlists
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