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before you say that hashtag witty hashtag clever thing about ‘dumb hicks’ or ‘rednecks’ or ‘hillbillies’ run through this quick and easy questionnaire to make sure you’re not a piece of shit!

do i know what states i’m even talking about? can i point to them on a map?

have i ever visited, or god forbid lived in, a state south of the mason-dixon line?

do i know where appalachia is? can i point to it on a map? do i know what states it encompasses?

do i know what the word ‘melungeon’ means? do i know what distinctive people-groups make up the appalachian south?

have i ever made fun of someone for having missing teeth (aka dewmouth), a silly accent, or unique regional grammar structure?

do i think of the south as a homogenous wall of bigots and republicans? have i considered that the south is diverse racially, economically, and politically?

how do i pronounce ‘appalachia?’ have i continued to say it the wrong way after being corrected because it sounds ‘smarter?’

when i say ‘i hate all country music,’ have i listened to anything other than bigwig sellouts singing about trucks and shit? can i name a single true bluegrass musical artist?

do i consider the south to be ‘beyond saving’ or a ‘lost cause?’

do i make ‘sweet home alabama’ jokes about incest in the south? have i poked fun at the ‘blue people of kentucky?’ do i even know their last names, or are they just punchlines to me?

do i say ‘y’all’ in everyday conversation? am i from the south? do i even know where to put the fucking apostrophe?

do i know what the fuck i’m talking about? should i shut the fuck up?

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I don't think those young men were remorseful about their party rocking

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hello white christian male pro lifer. i have put a womb inside of you containing a minority child which you will birth in 48 hours. this is not a saw trap just my insane niche fetish.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT IS NEW GUYS GUYS IT'S NES IT'S NEW

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[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

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chappell roan & gerard way stage outfit parallels

chappell looks:

vmas, sept 11 2024 / hinterland, august 4 2024 / bonnaroo, june 16 2024 / hangout fest, may 18 2024 / coachella, april 12 2024

gerard looks:

corona capital mexico, nov 18 2022 / london, nov 2005 / detroit, sept 13 2022 / los angeles, oct 11 2022 (but first worn in nashville, aug 23 2022) / sydney, march 19-20 2023

PART 1/?

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Rest in peace Party Poison you would’ve love Chappell Roan

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Didn't watch your ex's set I just left and thought about you Like when your teeth graze those lips When you begin to smile Later, you took my hand You lead us to the doorway But you let go of me Once you saw all your friends And I've known you forever At least that’s what I tell Jake When I'm too drunk to walk home When your brother is away You suggested I write a song about the first time we met But I can't seem to remember where or when

Couldn't watch your ex's set Instead,​ I wrote this song about you Thought, "Would you show your kids If you found the time was right?" You'd tell them where and when You never thought I'd leave the East Coast We were young and full of sin And I too dumb to understand Yet I've loved you forever At least that’s what I tell Holt When I'm too drunk to lie, too drugged to be alone You suggested I write a song about the first time we met Well I don't wanna remember there or then So, is this the hook you wanted? Is it stuck inside your head? Can you sing it with your friends or alone? So, am I what you needed? Say you love me to my face Grin and gossip, walk away, and then go "So is this the hook you wanted? To sing about me to my friends? Well you're just stuck inside your head, all alone You were all I needed Said I loved you to your face But you just laughed and walked away

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Killjoys up straight making it... And by it. Ha ha. Let's just say. Some noise

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BY THE WAY. IF YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE

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Us when? </3

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wash my back, I'll wash yours shave my head, I'll shave yours

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credit to @sweatermuppet soz i coulndt find op b4

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first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim