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Please preface questions with “Truth”

TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

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"Heyo?"

Yes please, try because I haven't already tried everything...

Yes and for once it would be nice to be able to hold an intelligent conversation.

“Heyo.”

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Yes and for once it would be nice to be able to hold an intelligent conversation.

"Heyo."

*she slightly tilted her head in confusion* “..Ah jeez, this Heyo thing is a serious issue, ain’t it?”

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Steve shrugged, the girl wasn’t wrong. It was like a curse, he could function normally in his head but when it came to speaking all that cam out was that word.

Okay, lets try this…Tanis might kill us but lets play this by ear.

Steve went over to the workbench and grabbed Tanis’ clipboard and a pen. He started to write but, his hand slowed at the realization of what was scrawled out on the page.

-heyo heyoheyo heyo hey

His head dropped.

“heyo…”

“…is that all you can say or somethin’?”

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((Just saying that, somehow, I feel like Krieg could understand everything Steve was saying despite his one word vocabulary. And they would be good friends. :3))

((Make this happen))

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Steve nodded.

"Heyo..."

Yeah trapped inside a one word vocabulary, fantastic isn't it...

“…is that all you can say or somethin’?”

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Steve scratched the back of his head.

Way to go moron, now apologize.

"Heyo?" 

*sigh*

”..What..the hell?”

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don't be a spaz, don't say it....

"HEYOO!"

Smooth...

*Meanwhile with Courtney and Korraal, who are at the HQ in Sanctuary in one of the bunks*

“”You’ll be safe with Hyperion” he said…”Handsome Jack is not that bad” he said…”

“Korraal, he is such a liar! I hones-..Oh wait, you’re sleeping..Hmmmmph..”

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The internal monologue of a marauder known as Steve.

I dont know why, but I can't control it... not since the incident at Jakobs' Cove. Sure they brought me back from the dead but...man I wish I could say something...ANYTHING!

Zafords took me in, treated me like one of their own. Hell, they even greeted me whenever I came to the Holy Spirits. But those days are over now, the long running feud with the Hodunks finally over. They don't have need for a merc like me...

I went to Sanctuary, heard there might be a job for me in the Crimson Raiders...but by the time I got there, heh, they didn't need me. Who want's a guy on their squad who shouts "heyo" all the time...

Hey remember when we could hold an intelligent conversation with some one other than ourselves?

"Heyo?"

Right neither do I...

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OC RP Blog for: Turner Lee, based on the Borderlands universe by Gearbox, M&M are +18

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Do you plan to win over Moxxi one day?

Absolutely

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"Go away little fire skag," claptrap whimpered at his lowest volume as he continued to shake.

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cl4ptp-n-steve: Claptrap wheeled himself around the upper tier of Sanctuary trying to find something to do. Steve was off working for Mick Zaford, Johnny Waffles didn’t want to talk, not even any of the residents of Sanctuary wanted to hear his new dubstep song he wrote. Defeated, he wheeled… Claptrap adjusted his optical sensor on the creature. The aperture in his eye widened. “OH SPHINCTERS,” he cried in surprise with a slight hop before drawing his arms and wheel into his casing and closing the cover over his eye, reducing himself to a quivering box of metal.

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Claptrap wheeled himself around the upper tier of Sanctuary trying to find something to do. Steve was off working for Mick Zaford, Johnny Waffles didn't want to talk, not even any of the residents of Sanctuary wanted to hear his new dubstep song he wrote. Defeated, he wheeled back to his back-alley home past Doc Zed's place. "Sad and lonely, sad and loney, lonely and sad! I got no friends, yeah, but that's ok, cause at least I've got...HANDS! Hands and no friends, hands and no friends, that's the life for meeeee~!"

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//I actually got my BL2 case signed by Tatum at Anime detour a few weeks back. And yes he did sign "bonerfarts" then his name

Really, sugar?  That’s what you’re calling them now?