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"That's one of the things I was, um. Trying to tell you, before-"

"Thank you 5, I gathered that just fine on my own."

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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today's bug thing is this beetle made out of circuit boards!

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interview with angelocaris

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help

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Source

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finding a term that you’ve never heard before but it resonating with you so deeply is a really cool experience

and that is why research on queer identities, whether gender, sexuality, or romance, is so needed!

from Ace Voices by Eris Young

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2015: god i hope ahsoka survived malachor

2025: god i wish ahsoka had not survived malachor

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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[ring] [ring] [ring] Mum? you there? yeah, it's me. well it's bad news, I'm afraid. magnus sent him into the unknowing. yeah, like we thought. no, yeah, fully blown up. his body's in tact, but he's not getting up again, I think this thread's dead. good thing magnus was working on that backu--what? well, no, he's not brain dead, but his heart's not beating. I'd imagine they tried defibrillation already. Mum, I don't know how else to say this. he's dead, we need to drop this. well yeah, one of Terminus's children probably could, but his ex isn't strong enough with it. hang on, what? no, Mum, he's dead as well. middle of the fucking pacific ocean. satellite or something fell on him, he's drowned at the very least. no I can't "pull him out." excuse me, you want me to--a row boat and a fishing pole?

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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

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GUESS WHAT I HAVE

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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500-pound stained glass crab sculpture by the late Jackie Leatherbury Douglass and her husband John Frederick Douglass, on display in Baltimore's airport