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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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What's that necklace about?

oh, y'know...

zodiacs and horoscopes and what not. real silly stuff. don't even bother with it.

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What arst thou thoughtseth aboute eclaires?

would you believe me if i said i've never had one? they were always something i'd imagined eating in paris when i became a famous ballerina.

kids imaginations am i right?!

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meow

meow!! ft. my new feline friend. im looking after her for a friend of mine. :)

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So you ever heard of a Jade Harley?

jade harley? do you mean jude? my brother?

or- wait, is jade a name or a descriptor here?

either way, no. i don't know any "jade harley"s

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excuse me, ms. claire? what do i do when seven crows start pecking the fuck out of my windows attempting to eat a singular potato chip?

oh boy, that sounds.. troublesome.

maybe try feeding them? if birds are a consistent problem, they might be less aggressive if they become endeared to you.

plus! crows are known to give gifts in return for food to humans they become friendly with. maybe you could amass an army.

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What is your favouritest animal ever?

ohhh, that's such a difficult question.

maybe dogs? i did have one growing up. her name was tesseract!

or an axolotl... they're a type of salamander! very rare, you can only find them in mexico.

as for least favourite, i'd have to say deer. nothing against them! just some less than savoury memories around them.

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hi joey!! how’s your brother been doing lately?

jude? same as always, i guess. paranoid.

wait...

we have the same name!!

haha that's such a weird coincidence. so odd.

...

maybe i should talk to my brother more often

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update

[ ooc: so sorry for the random long haitus's but the AU behind this blog has inspired an entire fan-adventure of it's own, and i think you guys should check it out maybe please? i'll hopefully keep this blog as a tie in blog, and maybe accept commands / crosspost stuff over here! ]

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you have entered

joey jaturday

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ever eat moss

no??

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doth thou remembere xefros tritoh?

we talk all the time!

… better question is how do you know xefros?

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hi my dog stood up on its hind legs and spoke to me in perfect English asking for some of my food (it was a Dorito) is it okay for me to feed my dog a single Dorito?

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well! in most cases a dorito could be a choking hazard. in your case? who knows.

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hiya!

im joanna claire, but you guys can call me joey.

i’ve worked as a veterinarian for a few years now, so if you happen to have any questions about my profession feel free! im open to any questions though, you don’t have to just ask about animals :]

so glad to be here, hope to have some fun times!!

[ okay some info and ground rules, this joey is post hiveswap, around 2009 so closer to homestuck, but just because she’s an adult that does not give you an excuse to be weird this blog is run by a minor.

will there be lore or plot??? maybe…. if you guys ask the right questions ;) ]