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I didn't have time to do a full illustration for Star Wars Day, so here's a quick sketch of Yaddle, since she also got dropped from the character polls.

And yes, I realized after the fact, that Yaddle does not talk like this.

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Peaches Tickle from Jojo's Circus, winner of the most recent character poll I ran on Bluesky

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Trying to simplify a xenomorph into a design that I wouldn't mind drawing repeatedly. So far not in love with any of the results.

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I've decided that since I don't have much time for full-rendered illustrations I'm going to try to do—and post—more sketches. So here's some big goobed (goo boob) slimbos (slime bimbos).

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Alright, the results of the first official (Bluesky) #clambarandom character poll!

Mirage from BloodStorm a hyper-violent 1994 arcade fighter where you can not only have both your arms cut off during a fight, but still win afterwards.

Next poll will be posted on my Bluesky on the 1st.

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Because nobody can stop me, that's why!

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Figured I'd try making a character for Orphans of Hoomanity—which for those unaware is a short sci-fi TTRPG from the creator of Vice & Violence, which is a very thorough erotic fantasy TTRPG—since as some of you will know, I do have something of a habit of making characters.

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Oh dang, look at all that icing! Must have been a serious pastry bag malfunction.

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Oh man what's going on here, I got no idea, could be anything.

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Finally, another new #lewdmas illustration! From the 2021 list "Screw-Dolph the Red Nose Reindeer."

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Alright everyone, it's once again time for the Horny Holiday Game! I will total up all the Bluesky likes—maybe other places too if I feel like it—from my 2024 #lewdmas illustrations to determine the exciting ho-liday conclusion!

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It's been a while since I've introduced a new character... and technically I'm still not doing that. I did, however, sketch out a design I've had in my head for a bit, but have been too busy to work on properly. Thinking of naming her "Fishtits."

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The end result of my Lewdmas game. Only managed to unlock the smallest toy—which Tumbly wumbly doesn't want you to see—but I added some ropes to make up for it... also just for funsies!

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Okay, hear me out on this: Fuckslugs

I'm just going to go ahead and classify this as an "Original species."

I think the big thing I need to figure out now is if they have static sexes, or can alter anatomy to attract a desired mate. I feel like the former is funnier, but the latter is more practical.

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Ya ever get so amused by a squirrel-shaped sex toy that you have to draw an anthropomorphic version of it?

No? That's just a me thing? Yeah... I guess that makes sense.

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Hey sluts! I've started a stupid new project: a blog where I scientifically rate Pokemon based on fuckability!

Ask box is open, so send in your favorite Pokemons to be rated.!

So let's start things off with one of the most popular Pokémon—in terms of fuckability—and see how they hold up to the hype.

Gardevoir | #0282

Appropriateness: 100%

When it comes to which Pokémon are socially acceptable to fuck, you're not going to get much higher than Gardevoir. With it's humanoid form and height, as well as a traditionally feminine aesthetic, it's a Pokémon you can not only fuck, but bring as a date to a family gathering.

Practicality: 88%

Fucking a Gardovoir is essentially the same as a human. However, the prominent torso spike is going to make certain position impossible and require general care to avoid injury.

Appeal: 76%

While Gardovoir is generally appealing with its traditionally attractive look, it can also come off as a little cold and unapproachable. Also, the high-femme aesthetic is going to be a turnoff for some.

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Hey, do you like exchanging money for art? Then boy do I ever have good news for you! You can literally give me money, and I will give you art in return, it's capitalism finally functioning as it's supposed to!

You can contact me here, Twitter, Furaffinity, or Newgrounds at ClamBanana, or on Discord at clam_banana (yes I am very annoyed about clambanana being taken)

Also, I may or may not have done these commission details without considering whether or not they were appropriate for the tumbly wumbly.

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