clamberclogs - Tumblr blog

[clamberclogs]

[clamberclogs]

How your email finds me 🚬💀

[clamberclogs]

A Long Night

[clamberclogs]

[clamberclogs]

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

[clamberclogs]

Islands

Mindaugas Buivydas

edited by me

[clamberclogs]

This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind

[clamberclogs]

🔥

“She Could Have Been A Cowboy”. Photographed by Anja Niemi

[clamberclogs]

Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

[clamberclogs]

“Date Night” by Anatoly Kuvin (1956)

[clamberclogs]

“we can’t be together, my love. for i am cursed to be a basketball dracula forever” said basketball dracula as he leapt into a solemn slam dunk from half court. his lover cried immediately

[clamberclogs]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[clamberclogs]

Ok look. I’m an Elder Millennial and I know we have our quirks but I honestly want to know something.

[clamberclogs]

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

[clamberclogs]

me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

[clamberclogs]

[clamberclogs]

Art by Hinano