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i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo
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i just pirated a dandelion🌻and shared it with all of my friends
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i wanna get to know my followers better you guys should tell me about yourselves
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I just killed my pet dust speck in self defense
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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers
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Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye
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