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can’t wait for my favourite pillagers to be reincarnated (join a new smp) again

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.

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Hey guys throw away anything I said about Gatsby being a genuine and kind guy. Like he is kind don’t get me wrong but he is utterly unhinged what sane person would just accept the blame for murder like that no question? Even before that what sane person would live across the water from someone to maybe one day get noticed? Like Jesus

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Im up there in his pussy like a dog drinking water

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The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or

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images used to look like this

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Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online

peak of simplistic silent communication to me