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kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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Today seems to be terrible for A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT I KNOW

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bid on jobs???? i'll fucking kill you 😭i hate this job market so fucking much

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My body is stupid because why was I born with 3 beauty marks that nobody is gonna see unless they look really hard.

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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now

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I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

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That's awesome

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sorry I can't make it, my mutual is spam texting me about their oc. yeah actually not sorry, this is very important to me.

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people who actually make social decisions of any kind based on astrology are a chore to know.

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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never trust how you feel about your life when you have stubble

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this is my prediction for deltarune chapter 5

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