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Yo I haven’t been on here in a MINUTE but update: I’m a mom now. That’s all :)
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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond
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I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me
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Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little
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