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this was the only way to guarantee your kid grew up indie

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CATALOGUE OF SHIPS HAPPENING OFF THE COAST OF WPLACE TROY

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girls love saying "no biting" when theres clearly biting taking place. are you stupid?

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Willy Wonka could run Aperture Science and GLaDOS could run the Chocolate Factory. And both would get an adequate amount of sadistic glee from it as their usual roles would give.

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

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Not a good sign that *every* foreign doctor that goes to Gaza then comes back after a few weeks and testifies: “This is Hell on Earth. This is a genocide. The snipers deliberately target kids.”

I guess Australian, American, British, Asian, and Scandinavian doctors are all Hamas, now.

Doctors Without Borders = Hamas.

This is why they don’t let foreign journalists into Gaza.

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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

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one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

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Fang and Roach on their Spa date ✨ Prompted from this post by @edwardteachswombtattoo

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps