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kisses smooches muah muahs

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France: the surprise dinner last night was lovely, we would absolutely forget it was our anniversary if you boys didn't intervene. Thank you, mes cheri, both of you. I hope it didn't take too much of your time arranging it for us considering how busy you two are.

America: gee, you make it sounds like a chore. We're happy to plan something nice for our parents once in a year, right, Canada? We totally ship you both.

England, the boomer of the family: ship us? To where? You booked holiday for us too?

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France: blowing a kiss across the meeting room to England, thinking no one pays attention.

England: catching the kiss midair and then theatrically cradling it above his heart before tucking it inside his shirt pocket, thinking no one pays attention.

Canada and America: die wishing a new set of less embarrassing parents.

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America, approaching a drunk and depressed Canada in a bar: You okay, Matt?

Canada: No. I'm done dating older woman. I went through her phone and she's been telling everyone I'm her nephew.

America: Tough shit, brother. At least it's not stepson this time.

Canada:

Canada: ... I have an issue, haven't I, Al?

America: Woken up, have you? I'm calling Dad.

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mcu peter: lost her aunt in the most traumatic event known to man, orphaned twice over, having to financially fend for himself as barely an adult in NEW YORK, probably in the verge of homelessness, probably lives on food vouchers, probably can't afford chlothes or any form of education, being forgotten by his girlfriend and his bestfriend.

spider-man fans: we don't want depressed spider-man! maybe a little sad, but not depressed! being cheerful in the face of hardship is always spider-man best quality! We don't want him have stable life because we want to project our problem in to him. But he's only allowed to be just a little sad.

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I might be wishing for the impossible but can we have conversation about Wanda without shading Tony and his stans for once? So what if you dislike both? Should I give you cookies or give you award or what? If you want to criticize Tony there's whole separate Tony Stark Critical tag with hundreds if not thousands posts addressing how shit of a person he was. You're not the only person nor the first one who think like that, I promise. So you think he's horrible? Narrative agreed with you and called him out. His teammates agreed with you and called him out. Random characters agreed with you and called him out. Tony himself agreed with you and called himself out. His fans agree with you and most of them didn't think he's a saint who never did something wrong. Half of the MCU fandom agree with you and still can't left us alone even when he's long dead now.

Let people speak about how they feel about Wanda regardless who they stan and hold her character accountable for once, please.

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I'll give them 3-5 days before they circle back to Tony with something like "If Tony didn't make bombs" or "If Tony didn't give E.D.I.T.H to Peter or fire Beck Peter wouldn't have the need to ask Strange for help" because this fandom is predictable like that. Blaming anything and anyone rather than the one who actually do the deeds.

now that Tony is out of the picture, they need something else to blame.

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now that Tony is out of the picture, they need something else to blame.

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Random MCU nerd: I hate Tony Stark 😡

Tony stans: I know, right? What an asshole.

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I'm South East Asian.

Friendly reminder that Armin and Levi are the ones who stopped the rumbling. Mikasa is the one who lifted Ymir's curse and eradicated the titans forever. It's not Eren. It was never him. Even his 'noble' goal about making his Eldian friends looks like hero still failed spectacularly because the world and Eldians are still at war. Eren is comfortably dead and his precious friends are left to deal with heavy traumas and the mess he left behind, as always.

The rumbling is still pointless, the end.

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All this talk about Gojohime, Itakugi, Yutamaki and Sukume has made me realize that Megumi is always the third wheel lmao. Guess he can be a good wingman tho

HSHSJABSB LMAO PLS

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As an an YH/SR anti, I need to say that I ONLY have problem with the ship, the anime, and the ones behind the production of this non-canon abomination. I don't have problem with shippers who mainly kept to themselves (and I can ignore even the most obnoxious one as long as they aren't causing anyone harm) so they mainly aren't part of conversation (unless they invite themselves in). That being said, I don't condone any form of harrassment towards shippers (even if they are harasser themselves) and I won't hesitate to call anyone who cross the line out, given the chance.

I also want to ask for basic courtesy to blur shippers' name everytime you take screenshot of whatever they say on the internet because I am honestly not a fan of that behavior.

I know shippers do the darnedest things too and while I comment here and there about it once in blue moon it's mainly shippers job to take care of the rotten parts of their own.

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Sessr0n shippers are doxxing people again lmao I know that 10k+ blocklist they created last month won't be used to it's original purpose.

'Don't harrass people over fiction' works when people like shit AND when they don't like shit, my friends. Until you defend someone who call your ship gross' right to not be stalked upon, being deadnamed, being doxxed, being outed to hostile environment I'll hold your 'anti-harrassment over fiction' sentiment void.

Yeah I will go down with my ships but it doesn't mean I'll ruin someone's live just because they talk shit about them. You'd seen me in petty internet fights but you'll never catch me contacting their parents/employers and complaining about how shitty their behavior are in fandom space because, while my fictional couples are dear to me, they're just .... well, fiction.

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"Tumblr banned NSFW contents and Instagram did the same with retouch images. Whatever happens with freedom of expression? They killed art!"

Well, those platforms aren't obliged to uphold the 1st amendment in the first place. Freedom of speech/expression means you are ONLY safe from ban/censorship done by government. Tumblr, Twitter and other sharing platforms are private companies, if they want to ban something/make terms and conditions, it's within their right to do so. It sucks, but there's nothing you can do about it. You can always stop using their service, but million others who use them to share their mundane daily life won't. You can hit them, but is it enough to hurt them? That's the question.

I'm not saying you can't use social medias to share your works where you explore darker topics/themes. It's just that they aren't very archival (if that's your purpose in using them). Your posts/accounts can be taken down if they are deemed violating their rules. Social medias are handy to gather audience, but they are no any means a safe space for anyone. We have AO3 and art platforms like artstation for that purpose, but there's no guarantee they are untouchable either.

If you can invest in having your own website, please do so. That's the best option to preserve your works.

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“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection

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imagine being GMO anti and read all this

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy

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