Clarissa Jordan. Twenty-four. A photographer. A director. A wanderlust. A creature of the world. New York born.
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and in the end in wonderland we both went mad.
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I feel like the Academy reached a whole new level of narcissism picking Birdman as their best picture. Not that it is a bad movie, but it is so clearly about themselves that they just had to pick and feed their egos.
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LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: "Clarissa Jane Jordan"
Eye Color: "Brown"
Hair Style/Color: "Black"
Height: "5 ft 4 in" (1.63m)
Clothing Style: "Comfortable."
Best Physical Feature: "Eyes."
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your Fears: "I am scared of being nothing but a speck of dust in the universe, which we are already, but I am afraid of not making this life worthy."
Your Guilty Pleasure: "TMZ. They can make trashy gossip, but they are fucking funny while doing so."
Your Biggest Pet Peeve: "Fake people, which the world I chose to be a part of is full."
Your Ambition for the Future: "To become a renowned director. To be happy."
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
Your First Thoughts Waking Up: ”Why, God, why?”
What You Think About the Most: "I don't think. I act."
What You Think About Before Bed: “Probably a song...”
You Think Your Best Quality Is: "I am a loyal friend."
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
Single or Group Dates: "Group dates. Put my girls in my dates and everything gets better."
To be Loved or Respected: "Loved. Love is all you need."
Beauty or Brains: "Beauty. Brains. Who cares? It is all about feeling!"
Dogs or Cats: "Cats."
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: "Yes."
Believe in Yourself: "Of fucking course."
Believe in Love: "Love is all you need."
Want Someone: "Yes."
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on Stage: "Yes."
Done Drugs: "Yes."
Changed Who You Were to Fit In: "No. I am fucking perfect!"
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
Favorite Color: "Black."
Favorite Animal: "Black Panther."
Favorite Movie: "Blue is the warmest color."
Favorite Game: "Strip something or Battleshot!"
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: "May 24"
How Old Will You Be: "25"
Age You Lost Your Virginity: "14. I wasn't even legal."
Does Age Matter: "Age of consent does, but love me some older men."
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best Personality: "Sexy. Does it count?"
Best Eye Color: "Doesn't matter, but I do like blue or green."
Best Hair Color: "Blonde, brunette, redhead. Give me all."
Best thing to do With a Partner: "Sex."
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: "living."
I feel: "people don't live the fullest."
I hide: "sadness, because the world has enough of that."
I miss: "the feeling of being everywhere."
I wish: "that people would come together as one."
“Layers” Character Meme
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Imagine your OTP(+) and their friends all live in the same home. Now imagine your OTP(+)’s friends are up at some ungodly hour because one (or more) member(s) of your OTP(+) is very vocal in bed.
Bonus points if the friends:
Slowly wander out to the common area, awkwardly making conversation
Hear a particularly bizarre noise from the bedroom and tease your OTP(+) about it.
One friend is completely clueless as to what’s going on (the reason why being up to you).
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"You asked me on a date, we were going out, I was pregnant!" She hissed the last sentence and as soon as she realized what she said, Rissa pressed her fingers over her lips. "Maybe you weren't the only one, but it is not easy for me just to give up on something I was used to just to dive in uncertainty with you, Beau. It is all right, now, isn't it? You have... whatever you have going on and I have my stuff."
future week ■ ■ ■ beau and clarissa
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"Of course I wouldn't have, Beau! You got up and left! Why didn't you just come like 'hey, I don't wanna be with you anymore and I am moving back to Scotland'?"
future week ■ ■ ■ beau and clarissa
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