Clarissa - 20s - Gamer & Writer. Soulsborne fanatic, tabletop GM, bird parent, medical shitshow, horror lover.
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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
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driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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my birthday but it's just ranked choice style voting on the top 10 stupidest most clowncar injuries of the last decade
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i think im going to put this at my work desk
Tried my hand at a Vex-style meme for my Lancer pilot
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Tried my hand at a Vex-style meme for my Lancer pilot
#lancer rpg#horus pegasus#oc: firebird#the other player was like clarissa this is poetry and CORRECT#it is poetry
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zoh shia light of my life, my reward for suffering through the wretched scourge of alatreon and fatalis in world
#monster absolutely fucking huntered#mh wilds#monhun#its armor absolutely also fucking SLAPS#hits blunt 'yo what if we genetically engineered fatalis 2 to protect us against a fatalis'#'this could not possibly go awry'#zoh shia
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going to the comic shop after work anyone want anything
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would love to know if we just got defunded or not so i know if i have to actually finish these edits
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Monster Hunter is great because most of the time, there's at least a pseudoscientific explanation for how this monkey can breathe fire. And then there's the Elder Dragons. Even the scientists in the Monster Hunter world are like "we have no idea what this is or how it functions." Imagine if real animals were like that.
"Ah yes, this is the Giant Anteater. It has large powerful claws and a long flexible tongue to assist it in hunting ants and termites. And this is the Orbital Deathdrake; it summons meteors sometimes and we're still not sure why or how."
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if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting
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turns out my degree is extremely useful when it comes for doing 5D chess to attempt to comply enough with the agency's rules on hashtag forbidden words while still making it boldly clear to people that we will in fact continue to respect the existence of other human beings
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finally getting the feedback on the dry ass documentation i needed as our institute is gutted to shit and
"is this phrasing now problematic?"
i don't know girl w h y d o n ' t y o u t e l l m e ? ? ? ?
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hell day
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Everyday I think about how the narratively unavoidable thing that ties a lot of Hawke and Varric's relationship together is literally being forced to fight their way out of the Deep Roads and possibly subseqeuently losing their siblings together in one fell swoop. Like man if I had to go thru that with someone else I'd also end up weirdly attached for life.
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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I did this to help illustrate a point I'm making in a different post, but I feel it's relevant above and beyond that specific context.
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