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((one day we’ll have a spooky face reveal))

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Speaking about her leg, Shouldn't you make her a prosthetic leg?

It’s being worked on, you nosy nancy, just don’t tell her about it.

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Do you think someone is coming to get alex. I mean you did take government (or who ever owned it) robot leg. Is she in danger?

It’s a possibility. If anything they will more than likely come here since I’m the one who has the leg. 

Don’t worry. I’m prepared for anything.

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*they smile* OH SO YOU KICKED HIS ASS THEN. GOOD. ~cappy

[He laughs, taking a cookie and stuffing it in his mouth himself]

You could say that!

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*they look up into Spooky's face, pausing before stuffing another cookie in his mouth* IS... HE THE REASON YOU HAVE ONE EYE? ~cappy

[Chews, starting to smile a bit]

No, no, he’s not the reason. That was something else all together. He is the reason I’ve upped security on the inside here, though. All that happened is that we had a kind of tussle. A few bruises for each but I think he learned his lesson.

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*they stuff another cookie in Spooky's mouth, they look a bit worried* THERE'S NO CHANCE OF DAVID COMING HERE, IS THERE? ~cappy

[He chews, thinking, patting the small screamo on their head]

It’s very slim. He’s only come here one time before. That was when I had something he didn’t…to be frank that interaction didn’t end very well.

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W... What did David do? What happened to him?

David is a class-A researcher. He has been awarded for his diligent work efforts and… going far and beyond, let’s just say that.

I don’t really like him.

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D-David?

Yes, David. He’s one of my co-workers. 

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[He smiles brightly, stepping aside so Valentine could come inside] I’ve been alright! Do you want to come in and hang out for a bit? 

*A familiar green alien boy knocks on the metal door to the base.* Hello? Spooooky~?

[A series of knocks, clicks and bangs resonate from the door before it opens, revealing the scientist in a big, comfortable sweater.]

Valentine! It’s a pleasure to see you, what brings you back over here? You didn’t bring someone else in your stomach, did you? ( @gxbble-me-up ) 

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Just please don't dissect Alex

Don’t worry, I won’t. We usually don’t do dissections unless it’s an autopsy. 

Or unless you’re David. Don’t be like David.

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*they take off their sunglasses, and reveal that the top half of their face is an LED screen stretching up to their hairline rather than eyes* PARINOD DOESN'T STOP THINGS FROM HAPPENING. ONLY STOPS YOU FROM HAVING FRIENDS. ~cappy

[He’s silent]I’ll think about it.

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*they stuff a cookie in the scientist's mouth* DON'T BE SO PARINOD, SHE DIDN'T WANNA KILL EM EVEN WHEN SHE WANTED TO KILL EM. ~cappy

[He almost chokes a little bit but finishes chewing the cookie before speaking]

My job is to be paranoid, Caps-lock, if I wasn’t paranoid I would be missing a lot more of my body.

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Maybe talk to Alex and see if she remembers anything about what happened to her

That is a good idea. I’ll work on preparing questions and something to bring over for lunch. 

Maybe I’ll bring her leg with me for some more question fodder. 

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So wait was Alex not a government agent at all?

To my knowledge? No.

It is more than likely she was only used. For what purposes? That still alludes me. Then you have an even more important question-

By who?

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I think alex likes val And val likes Alex But neither know how each other feel What do you think?

I’d say it’s too way to early for any such talk. 

I’ve had my fair share of saucy relationships and I can say that deciding you like someone after two, very different meetings, isn’t the best idea. I’m not saying they can’t be friends, just nothing more at this point. 

Personal opinion? It’s too early to even trust her. Human or not, this personality shift is something I need to watch.

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*they burst into the HQ holding a bag of cookies, they've somehow managed to bypass the security systems* BEEN GIVING OUT FRIENDSHIP COOKIES TO CELEBRATE THAT YOU'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW, GOT DISTRACTED AND ALMOST FORGOT TO BRING YOU YOURS, HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. ~cappy

[The noise of the metal door slamming open startles him and he almost stumbles out of his chair to get up and out of it]

CAPS-LOCK-Goodness fucking gracious-Oh-? Cookies? That’s so sweet of you, you shouldn’t have. 

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Log entry #2

Finally the action of the other day has started to cool down. It was interesting, to say the least, but i’m happy it ended peacefully. I lost some pieces of cake but I did gain a robotic leg. Dissecting this limb and finding its secrets will certainly be an experience.

I suppose I’ve also made some friends. Valentine is very sweet. Alex is...someone. Someone mysterious- and an alien. I suppose she is on my watch-list now. 

I’m going to fix myself a cup of cocoa and watch a re-run of Un-told stories of the E.R.