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classactdnd · 4 years ago
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January 3, 2021 | Shriveled Woman
Gold: 140g Stone Onyx: 
Bar Met some friends at the bar!  A priest offered to pay the group at the table 300 gold (half upfront and half on the backend) and brought us to a cellar with two dead people - one facedown and one face up 
Jail Cell Priest doesn’t know what they were in prison for  -Evelyn murdered her husband about seven days back. She had been arrested  covered in her husband’s blood  -Dwarf had attacked a blacksmith in town, he was arrested and caught in the act 
Face Up Body -small dwarf named Borrin  -damp, wet -bluish tint to his face -Priestly robe with no insignia, weirdly nondescript with no deity  -On the neck where the robe comes together, there is a tattoo - a symbol tattoed over his heart depicting a coin bearing a two-headed face  -Symbol of the god Hoar, the god of revenge - priest of Hoar roam the lands to help others seek vengeance  -This is not water - viscous fluid / saliva covering his body  -Thinks it’s some type of monsterous ooze / viscous leftover  -Borrin cut out the tongue of the person he attacked - the blacksmith  -Just came back to town  -Georgina’s Smithy  -Borrin was staying at the Howling Dog where we were at 
Face Down Body -Evelyn looks like she’s been shriveled up and mummified  -Fingernails look super long because the skin has been pulled so far back  -Looks like a nightmarish mummy creature  -Clothing that she’s wearing is very nice and pristine  -Evelyn has lived in the town their whole lives  -When flipped over, Evelyn’s skin is cracked but not bloody  -Not natural for bodies that were mummified to have this kind of injury but not mummified  -No blood in her body! There’s no blood!  -Evelyn killed her husband at the Applegate Estate  Small window above the chain on the right hand side with bars across it  Drain on the floor  Drain leads down to a small sewer system collecting the waste from the buildings  Building is a remarkably unremarkable building  Georgina Smithy -Goes up to Margo and writes on the pad ‘how can I help you today?’ -Margo says there wasn’t a murder but nearly was. Some crazy person came in and attacked me, and cut out my tongue  -He was arrested and at the temple  -Georgina is hiding something   -He called her a “leech and to talk to Erin”  -There is a map  Farmstead - Erin -Man and woman at the farmstead  -Man goes pale  -Man starts begging - please don’t hurt me and my wife  -Man wanted to borrow tools from Erin and called her a leech  -Man heard a rumor that Evelyn’s husband was having an affair with Evelyn while he was with Posie  -Will go back and tell Georgina what the farmstead did  -Woman - Evelyn’s husband married Posie and said that Posie wanted money. Rumor that Evelyn and Peter were having an affair. Evelyn killed Peter on their wedding day after being married.  -Posie lives in a shack down by the river.  -Neighbors have been stealing eggs from her hens, and Mr. Dublouff is seeing three different  BACK TO: Georgina’s Smithy -bought a sword and a scimitar  Posie’s Shack -POSIE IS DEAD  -Surrounded by rich paraphernalia -There is lube all over Posie  -Not a mummy - same state as Borrin  -Bluish tint  -Posie somehow drowned to death  -Back doorway - something came out of the river, up one of the posts in the back, around up the ceiling over to where Posie is before exiting out the way it came  -Margo takes a knife off a plaque on the wall  Stein - The Priest -Tier - Priest of Justice  -Vengeance has no place in a just society  -Evelyn’s husband heart had been cut out  -Could not find the murder weapon  -Evelyn maintained her innocence  -No alibi  Georgina’s Smithy -Didn’t recognize the knife from Posie’s place  -Dagger is a showpiece  Howling Dog -Talking to Hilda, the barkeep  -Hilda cleared up his stuff, and Hilda brings out Borrin’s stuff  -Gives us Borrin’s satchel, in the satchel is: canteen, flint, magical compenents for cleric spells, and a holy symbol amulet depicting Hoar  -Stone Onyx - grabs holy symbol amulet  Applegate Estate  -luxurious estate  -can see the master of the house, Claude Applegate  -High end private bodyguard  -Found them in the sitting room  -Private chamber  -Dagger missing from the hall outside  -stealthily stealth is the barbarian  -goes to turnaround to wake up Claude Applegate  -Slithering Tracker!!! SO GROSS  -Stone hits the weirdass thing! It hits Claude too!  -We chase it! Butt helps heal Claude  -Butt + Darth see the Slithering Tracker go into the sewers  -Butt does a trachaetomaty -Butt + Darth + Stone are in the sewers!  Sewers -Tracking the creature into a large cavernous room  -Butt, Darth and Stone are poisoned!  -Whole team is in the sewers!  -Butt defeats the Slithering Tracker! Jail Cell -Stone Onyx rolls a nat 20 on investigation  -What happened to Evelyn?  -Posie summoned Borrin to kill Peter!  -Borrin learning that he had mistakingly punished the wrong person  -Borrin confessed to Evelyn to set things right  -Evelyn converted to the Slithering Tracker  Missed: If we had examined Borrin more closely you would have noticed he drew the ritual symbol.  Rumors around town that Evelyn was such a sweet girl, Posie started the rumor of the affair 
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classactdnd · 4 years ago
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Lord Jammin
Found a pouch with 4 x 100 gold piece gems.  The drow’s black cloak is worth 750g pieces. 
One of them carries a non-magical staff is worth 1500g pieces  Plain-looking iron flask - IRON FLASK used to contain a magical being  Have gold chain that is worth 2500g pieces 
I’m not journaling about what happened in the cave.  During the night a devil  We got a keep!  Ballroom space  Band Practice Room 
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classactdnd · 4 years ago
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Installed a tube system. Got a backpack. 
Bright Blade Brandish - Put on the best show ever! 
Helani Moonwood
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classactdnd · 5 years ago
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Lord Jammin
So the large statue is gone. Red told those orcs to go smash big things and they ruined any chances I had of finding a sneaky place to attack from. Those huge orcs made a racket in their bloodlust, so I hurried back to the group and smacked Snarf on the butt with the piccolo to cast Enhance Ability.  THAT FIGHT WAS SO HARD. All my spell slots are gone above 1st level. But we won! And now there is a drow to interrogate! 
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classactdnd · 5 years ago
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Lord Jammin
After a long day battling giants and other creatures in the Yak village, we settled down for the night. I created my wonderful Tiny Hut and the hut was soon filled with the sounds of snoring. 
We wake up in those dark hours before dawn and I was able to get some morning movement in. Gotta keep limber for those performances! 
After sending Hustle’s bat (named “Bruce”) into the mines, we snuck back in. Pechey stopped to look for shiny objects! 
Got to the bottom of the mines, but the carts were stopped. So we had to walk around that big pit with the fire giants. 
Red mentions that it’s unnaturally quiet. We proceed cautiously. Bruce does most of the work. 
Bruce found prisoners! Thanks Bruce. 
Pechey and Lord Jammin go in and try to distract the hobgoblins with a Jimi Hendrix Light Show/Revivalist church show. The hobgoblins hate fun and shot at us! It was a quick scuffle, with Hustle shooting down the last concert-hater when the hobgoblins turned and ran. 
Turns out the dwarves weren’t even caged in! Just held there by the threat of the guards. Red tried to communicate through Snarf to the prisoner orcs, but when I turned around next the orc that he was talking to was charred black... 
Well, we finally talked to the prisoner dwarves. We tell the dwarves to let the King Morinn and Queen Tithmel of Felbar know that A Class Act saved them! We let the dwarves leave, but kept the orcs continue to follow Red. 
Red started checking out the other room with the orcs, where we found those demon dogs kept. Then due to a miscommunication of possibly letting the hellhounds out, I might have over-reacted and cast Calm Emotions, but some of the orcs started to work themselves up into a frenzy.  Red thinks the best way forward is to get the orcs to fight whatever’s in the main room, so... we’re going to try that next! 
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