classical-cripple
classical-cripple
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21 - they/them or neopronouns - fandom acc is @neonwallflower
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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"if we can't remove people from a space based on sex or gender, how do we make sure people in the group stay safe from assholes?" if you can have an enforceable "no men" rule in a queer space you could probably have an enforceable "no assholes" rule instead. it's pretty easy actually. it's actually easier to tell if someone is an asshole based on their actions than their gender, in my experience.
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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in the grocery store acting like i have money
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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The problem isn't the over designed twinks or the silly horse girls or the goofy cookies it's the gambling. You guys know it's the gambling right? I need to you all to know the problem with gatcha games is that they're just normalizing gambling addictions to younger generations.
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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my favorite part of the week is when we watch a guy turn chocolate into a fucking bike and we have to just accept that it happened.
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?
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classical-cripple · 10 hours ago
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i think this is probably true of every office, but there's a middle aged woman working in business who doesn't hold any particular place in the chain of command but is Sovereign. i was running support and she has access to more secure network drives than i do. im pretty sure she has an admin account. i was having trouble with my parking pass and my boss just said to talk to kristen- one day later i had parking in any garage on campus. she's not even in charge of parking in our building
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classical-cripple · 11 hours ago
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⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.
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classical-cripple · 11 hours ago
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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
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classical-cripple · 1 day ago
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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classical-cripple · 2 days ago
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wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title
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classical-cripple · 2 days ago
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hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.
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classical-cripple · 2 days ago
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i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion
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classical-cripple · 2 days ago
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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people
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classical-cripple · 2 days ago
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a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
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classical-cripple · 3 days ago
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the queer community NEEDS to care about those of us that are living in deeply conservative areas
they did not get to choose where they grew up and they are living under the harshest oppression
we cant punish them for where they live, we need to be working to help them as well
and that includes building online communities and resources that they can access and where they can feel safe
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classical-cripple · 3 days ago
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why do people think gender neutral bathrooms would have less privacy. i’d like to have ungendered restrooms with ceiling-to-floor walls and stall doors you can’t see over, under or between the cracks. i don’t want to and don’t need to know the gender of the person in the stall next to mine
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