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my doodoo is so hot inbme but it wont come out?!!!?!?!?!

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mommy help right now or ill have a fucking freak out in the target

Metamucil.

- Classically Abby

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Hello Abby,

I love your blog ( keep up the good work! ) but some of your posts read downright heathenish - uuuuuum that's not very classy!? xoxo

#tabulamundi #mygoodchristianhousehold #classy

It seems our perception of the world differs, though my reality is factual. The only way to reach nirvana is to live in mine as well.

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idc if it's satire, the accounts fucking annoying. Take it down already

You will never silence me, insolent whelp. Classically Abby and her Classies are the most primordial beings on this website, and you have made a grave mistake invading my personal realm with your heresy. You are now an unconscious earring, tethered to my ear, and you are now apart of something greater. You’re welcome for giving your life meaning, you wicked cur.

- Classically Abby

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Never forget with whom you are messing!

- CLASSICALLY ABBY

Of course, Tumblr beckons my feminine grace and dark magical powers back into his warm grasp as the agents of lesbianism and harbingers of gender ideology form their accursed choir. My presence may now my felt once more, and I shall shatter the fragile crystal clouds above us all. Tumblr is my child, and I will always nurture him.

- Classically Abby

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Idk what is going on with your blog but I'm lowkey here for it some of this is funny

Thanks, diva! We welcome Classies of all backgrounds in the Classic Woman Community (CWC). Classically Abby loves all women, and all women are ETERNAL AND POWERFUL.

- CLASSICALLY ABBY

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Bringin’ this back since Ben reminded me of it, haha we are so tethered!

- Classically Abby

@strange-aeons x classically abby morditwi

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P 👏 S 👏 A

- Classically Abby

Classically Abby is on Tumblr!

Guys and gals! Hello! I am pleased to announce that Classically Abby is now on Tumblr. I’ve always wanted to rebrand myself on Tumblr, as my old blog (ancient history!), is not on par with the standards I have set for myself. Thus, here we are! I know Tumblr can be quite the liberating website, but my content should not be too foreign from what my loyal, generous fans are used to. I might face some scrutiny here, for Tumblr is often known for as a dumpster fire of degenerates, pedophiles, and perverts, but I believe my message is perfect for such a website. I hope to inspire thousands of young minds that tumble (LOL) into my blog and train them to be modest, classic women. I look forward to making this site one of my homes!

Lots of love,

Abby :)

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Classically Abby.

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Can I still be in the collective consciousness if I’m non-binary.

Of course! 🇫🇮

- Classically Abby

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sometimes i go outside and i eat berries i find in the dirt

Thank you for this submission. You are a pillar of the classic woman community, also known as the CWC. Bravo, my Classy. You show the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent that all CWC members must align themselves to. Blessings be.

- Debra, Regional Goddess of the Kentuckian Branch of Classically Abby Industries

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Happy Dubstep Friday, my Classies!

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Stop fucking tagging everything with tradwife shit if it doesn't apply!!! Work in the factory like the rest of us

Hi there, fellow Classy.

As a Classy, you should understand that Abby’s mindsphere is not for us to understand. One should accept it, not fight it. Consider this your first strike, or else be banned from the Classically Abby Discord yet again. We know who you are.

- Gretchen, Regional Goddess for the Minnesotan Branch of Classically Abby Industries

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The darkness within me.

- Classically Abby

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To my Classies that watched the Super Game,

Did Taylor win?

I did not watch it, for I am a classic woman, and while the classic woman is supposed to care for, cherish, and nurture Taylor Swift, she is not meant to watch the Super Bowel, so I, Classically Abby, do not know which team she is on, which is why I posit this inquisitive.

Blessings be,

Classically Abby

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Every time I get on the Tumblr website, everyone is always posting about fungus, slime, snails, and spiders!!! Like okay honey, are you a witch? Wanna throw that in the cauldron? 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

How zany! How wicked! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s almost like it’s Halloween here all the time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You want some EYE OF NEWT with that???? 😆😝😆😝😹😝😹😆😹😝

- Classically Abby

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I’m thinking about how

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