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your 20s are for going to bithynia to earn ill-gotten provincial wealth and having a gay little time

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HOT SINGLE SENATORS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO FORM A TRIUMVIRATE WITH YOU !! CLICK HERE NOW !!

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if you were a pervert back in 1st century bce rome you had to write honest hendecasyllabics about it but nowadays anyone can make the most prosaic of tumblr posts and even eschew the literary devices entirely

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(interprets the prophecy) god fucking dammit not again

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the awkward moment when the guy you ditched on an island is integral to the war effort

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theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

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your cat is an augur?

make all your decisions based on how many birds you see in the sky

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beware

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

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otium stroll in the morning i turn the forum urbisexual. tailored toga and cucci sandals. curls so flawless they make maecenas look bucolic. on the hunt for senatorial milfs

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guess what guys this witch from colchis promised to turn me young again and all i had to do was let her cut me up and boil me in her cauldron. see you later suckers

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Not to sound like a boomer but The Olympic Games really aren’t what they used to be. Where’s the nudity? Where is the chariot racing? Where is the oxen sacrifice in the name of Zeus?

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i need to have the most maiorum

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an epic is NO place for a child. have him grow up on the mountain

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kids these days... dont even need to journey across greece and fight countless monsters at the behest of the gods... back in my day we didn't have any of this 'iron' stuff we just took a lump of unforged copper to fight the newest boar rampaging across the kingdom and we WON for it was zeus' will. now its all 'society is collapsing i cant get on a boat' and 'why should i go to egypt its falling to pieces.' smh

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I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it