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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

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remember he boot too big? these days he grow up and he boot just the right size....... feel old yet
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