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Marc Maron, pretty much summing it up.

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Claude Rains as Paul Ward in

White Banners (1938)

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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

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DRAGON BALL DAIMA episode 20

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guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

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Here’s a gentle reminder to live life with a gentle balance. Don’t push yourself so hard that you completely spiral out of control. Don’t keep going until you’re only running on fumes. Take care of yourself, respect your limits, and recharge when you need to. -Dr. Nicole Addison

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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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COLUMBO S1E6 - "Short Fuse"

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Claude Rains

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Claude Rains

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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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Fair warning: this is going to be weirder than usual.

CONTROL I Remedy Entertainment

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Just Columbo being Columbo ✦ ✦ Columbo Seasons 1 & 2

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put them in a room and give each of them a knife. trust me on this