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An onigiri drawstring backpack! The nori is open at the top so it has two little pockets

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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

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i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

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Joust ⚔

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kaeya (genshin impact)

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Nameless bard. More Mondstadt more pls hoyo

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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

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LIFE STYLE TIPS: if you’re ever having a bad day you should start pocketing random stuff that doesn’t belong to you and leaving with it. You will feel better

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Matching patches.,.

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

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Vincent van Gogh, Field with Poppies, details (June 1889)