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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brinkā @gracefulvaudevilleā
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what could you possibly need wrenches this size for
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Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an incomeā¦.if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why arenāt men doing it? Why arenāt they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why arenāt they stepping up to depend solely on someone elseās income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if itās really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope
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Anyway if nothing else matters then I hope people remember that Pope Francis used his last public address to call for a ceasefire in Gaza and call Israel a terrorist state:
"I continue to receive very serious and painful news from Gaza. Unarmed civilians are subjected to bombings and shootings. It is terrorism."

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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Alright, folks! I'll cut right to the chase - I am struggling financially and need help (see long story below). Please donate if you can, or boost if you can't. Any and all help is appreciated. My goal is 2200, which is two months rent, but I'll honestly take whatever I can get. I just want to make sure I have rent money for the time being.
Payment platforms I have: https://ko-fi.com/deinonychusrexx/ https://paypal.me/CalvinRexx
The long version - After my exes and I mutually decided it was best to split up into our own places, we kinda rushed into moving out ASAP for all our well-beings. Because of this, I had no time to try and save up money for a move. Now my work hours have dropped to 20 hours a week (due to it being a slow period) and I've been trying to find a second job for about a month now with no luck.
I have no savings or backup in the event of an emergency. Previously this wasn't an issue because my rent was significantly less, I was working more hours, and my exes would help me out. None of these things are options now and I'm desperate. I'm hoping to get at least a month's rent in savings (preferably two) just as a precaution and cushion. I would be using the money to buy food, pay rent/various other bills, cat food/litter, and get a bedframe so that I'm not sleeping on a mattress on the floor(my old bedframe broke when I tried to take it apart).

This is Keppie, my ESA. By helping me, you will also be helping her, as I don't have savings in the event of an emergency.
Please, if all you can do is reblog, I will take whatever I can get. Thank you so much for your time and any assistance you can give.
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šļø From Rubble to Renewal ā Help Mohamed Rebuild a Home Full of Hope šæ
In the blink of an eye, the life we knew disappeared.
My name is Mohamed, and Iām writing this with a heart full of sorrowābut also a quiet flame of hope. Our family home, a place that held generations of memories, was reduced to rubble in an instant. The rooms that once echoed with laughter, the walls that witnessed our stories, and the garden where we dreamed of better daysāall of it is gone.
And yet, we are still here.








Still standing. Still believing. Still dreaming.
Before the war, our home wasnāt just a structureāit was everything. It was the heartbeat of our family. We shared countless dinners around a modest table, whispered goodnight to one another across quiet rooms, and celebrated the small joys that made life meaningful. It was a place of love, of safety, of tradition.
Losing it has left a deep wound in our lives. But what we havenāt lost is our will to rebuild.
We are determined not to let destruction be the end of our story. We want to rebuild our home not just with bricks and wood, but with faith, with dignity, and with your support.
I know there are countless stories in the world that deserve to be heard, and I humbly ask that you take a moment to hear ours. We are turning to this community, to the kindness of strangers, because we believe in the power of people coming together to lift one another out of despair.
Your supportāwhether itās a donation, a share, or even just a moment of your timeācan help lay the first stone of our new beginning.
š Every dollar brings us one step closer to safety. š§± Every share gives our story a voice. š± Every gesture, no matter how small, is a reminder that compassion can grow even in the harshest soil.
We are not asking for charity. We are asking for a chance. A chance to rebuild our lives, to give our children a roof under which they can dream again, and to find peace after so much pain.
Please, if you feel moved by our story, consider helping us build something new from whatās been lost. Your kindness will be felt not just in concrete and woodābut in every smile, every warm night, and every future moment of joy that your support helps make possible.
From the deepest part of my heartāthank you. For your time, your love, and your belief in us. We will never forget it.
With all my gratitude, ā Mohamed
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I'm smokin' that Black Market Fly Agaric. I'm on that Monstrosity Meat Orb pack. This is the shit that made Squirmy go though Metamorphosis. They must've laced this with Pregnancy Test, it's got me seeing double. I'm on that [DIVINE SCORE] type shit. I'm runnin' with the Yeti, shooting Hyper Beams at quadrillions of pegs. I'm off 12 Kebabs stumblin' off my ass in the Cafe.
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. Godās Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walterās Fingernail
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