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SOMETHING BIT ME WTFYDRYR

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I’m so tired of doing work but idgaf

I MUST PROSPER

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said she didn’t do it.. okayyy then

why I just clocked this girl for using chatgpt on our group project…

Don’t play with me rn.

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why I just clocked this girl for using chatgpt on our group project…

Don’t play with me rn.

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Um clear skin, boobs, shrek t-shirt, chipped gel toe polish, LA dances, library, money, lotto, razor bumps, sun kissed, uber, Frank ocean

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I will never fall for that bounce curl brush propaganda. Me and my tangle teezer are doing just fine over here!

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If its a song I don’t like I won’t dance

If its an environment I don’t like I won’t dance

If I’m hungry I won’t dance

If it’s not straight from my brain I won’t dance

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He’s so fine I’m literally going in and out of consciousness rn

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Love an Italian man, with an anger problem, gold chain, a failing business and a couple tattoos

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big forehead, big heart, big ass (coming soon)

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I don’t give enough love to j-hope on here that man is soooooooooooooo fine

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Once this semester is over I’m boutta be outside doing shit I ain’t never done before.

like fuck it let me jump out that plane

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Imagine COVID just started: people are dying left and right, you haven’t left your house in weeks, and are quite literally rotting away from pure depression

and in the midst of it all buzzfeed has you sit down in YOUR OWN HOME to read about how some lovelorn woman in her late teens wants you to step on her esophagus while she uses her last breath to call you daddy

Jeremy you’re a trooper

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I AM OKAY AND I AM FREE

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I just perceived myself in the worst way and got nauseous

gonna go sniff rubbing alcohol

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Never hyperfixate on your looks that shit WILL kill you

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The internet really tries to make people insecure about shit no one irl would think twice about

Like no girl your side profile is just fine and make sure you hold that umbrella proudly