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It doesn't matter HOW deep into another hyperfixation I'm in. The MOMENT a Sanders Sides video comes out I am utterly reduced to arm flapping brain rot for those stupid little boys

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Help buy me dinner because I had to spend the last of my money on an emergency uber to get my blood drawn or else my Dr wouldn't refill my meds & I can't get groceries until tomorrow pls https://ko-fi.com/anandrew

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i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

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everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

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Let’s take some tumblr population sample statistics

I just want to know the age breakdown of this website so reblog please

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“there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” as a justification applies to being forced to buy necessities from evil corporations due to accessibility and price, not your choice to play the new Harry Potter game

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found this glorious comment under a standup video & knew what i had to do

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despite my disdain for thomas’ business practices i have purchased the tiny lying man

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all the drama with how long the sanders sides episodes are taking to come out is really serious & everything but i just like to think about how, in 7 years, when we get the first episode of season 3, thomas will have to put in a time skip or something to account for the fact that he’s literally aged out of the roll

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Its so upsetting that side photoshoots & blooper videos & literal fucking ads have turned in2 "main content". That if anyone tries to claim Thomas & his crew have not posted shit, the team's response is "hey! We did do sanders sides content! You know, that ad where we talk about our merch/patreon/etc?" Like some sort of "got you".

When you create something, the main content is the thing you created. For example, 'The Good Place' is a show with 4 seasons; each episode is the content. When the NBC released bloopers for each seasons, while that is content, that is not main content for the series. It is additional content. It is unnecessary fun that is unrelated to the original series, because... it doesn't add anything. Bloopers do not add to the story or plot. A lot of times this content doesn't need to exist, but it is fun if it does!

Additional content comes with the main content. We have the series and then fun side things. We should not be counting this content as Thomas & his crew "doing something Sanders Sides related, so you can't say he hasn't done anything."

The thing is, though, we have started to count additional & unnecessary content as main content because we have not fucking gotten a main Sanders Sides episode in almost 3 years (it will be 3 years in May). Bloopers and Tik toks and photos are supposed to come WITH or AFTER the literal content of the series, but all we have been getting is that type of content for THREE YEARS.

If I walk into a Hot Topic and see Monster High Merch, that's not fucking content for the Monster High series. When your favourite Youtuber posts a photo of themself on Instagram that is not their content. If an artist posts WIP drawings to their Twitter that isn't their content. If I am listening to a podcast and at the end of the podcast they give an ad for merch, thats NOT THE CONTENT. THE CONTENT IS THE PODCAST, NOT THE FUCKING ADS? For the love of god, I feel like I am losing my mind.

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“why has it taken thomas a year to write one script” darling it’s been 3 years since the last main series, non-asides episode

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my old janus is god post is circulating again. makes me miss writing that bastard

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my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything

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i got a new laptop stand & immedaitely started putting my pins on it. did i buy it for this reason? no. am i beyond happy to discover this feature? fuck yeah

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VIBRATES SO I TRANSCEND THIS EARTHLY PLANE

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someone contacted me on here for a commissions & now they’re blog’s deleted before i could reply...