clearskiesandmistyeyes

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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i think my favorite thing about the old guard was how much and how obviously they all LOVED each other. like. the baclava scene. those first hugs between andy, nick and joe. andy cradling booker's face while she begged him to wake up, and the tender forehead-touch when he did. how they all (barring andy, who i assume was taking a guard dog-like position) slept so closely together in the church. how quick they were to all surround andy when they found out about her mortality. how KIND andy was, even when coming out to tell booker what his punishment would be. how they waited and looked to each other in relief every time they died—and how the first thing they thought of when they felt nile's presence was that they had to help her, because they all knew how scared and alone she would be feeling right then. hell, even booker's motivation for his betrayal wasn't the typical scheming double-crosser's motivation; he just wanted to help, to try and give the rest of the guard (mainly he and andy) a means of control—a way to REST. to decide when to stop on their own terms. they weren't just a team of badass immortal soldiers dedicated to protecting the earth; they were friends, with relationships centuries in the making, and it showed. they were a family.

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I love very specific cakes

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$20 used to mean something

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I have to say. Easily one of my favourite things in the entire AP Bio series is that canonically the entire town has a public holiday celebrating that one actor, Katie Holmes, from Dawkins creek specifically because she was from Toledo.

But what’s even better than that is the fact that there is only one family in the entirety of the town who does not celebrate this. And instead they Celebrate Jamie Farr, from MASH. AND THEY DO THIS BY CROSSDRESSING IN HIS MOST ICONIC DRESSES.

Anyway thus begins my essay as to why anyone who watches Always Sunny or AP Bio should also watch MASH…

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watching ap bio. are the students actually writing fanfic yaoi between jack and durbin??? lmfao

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Mary, Michelle, & Stef A.P. BIO (2018—2021)

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there are many things i think my school district could improve on but i will always be eternally grateful that they left ao3 unblocked. How else could i have created the tender memory of my ap bio teacher letting me into his classroom bc i always got to school stupid early and it was freezing outside so i’d sit at my triangular whiteboard desk at 7:50 in the morning reading a 100k+ highly explicit shuake fic before school even started .

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I'm laughing SO hard right now that picture paired with the caption really makes it look like the show is 100% about Jack and Durbin falling in love instead of that being a freeze frame from an in-canon crack ship fanfic 💀

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May you all find somebody who adores you the way this mf adores his blasphemous excuse of a condiment.

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when you get bored so you make an ap bio vine compilation

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i just think that these three need to be put in a room together. their mental illnesses combined would be absolutely insane. and also they should all make out. just as a treat.

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I feel like if the girls knew about Jack Griffin they would go feral. You can't babygirlify him more than he already is. His students would call him babygirl to his face. And he would accept it.

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me going to work every day

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how have I not watched a.p. Bio before now?? Was anyone going to tell me there was a show about a pathetic, vengeful, ex-Catholic momma’s boy who is self-destructive and slowly grows to care about a group of children?? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT JACK GRIFFIN HUH

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse