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[clefairygodmother]

The pushback against smoking is certainly good for society but a lot of y'all who claim to be progressive and compassionate vis a vis substance abuse have an unfortunate tendency to be real assholes about it.

Like, if you're coming at the problem with the assumption that quitting smoking is something you can "just do" and the problem is that smokers are just choosing not to, you have already lost the plot before you began.

[clefairygodmother]

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

[clefairygodmother]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

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for all intents and purposes

i am NOT real

i do NOT have a legal name

i do NOT have a “face”

Do Not Think About Me

I Am Not A Concept

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casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

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i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine

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“ever notice how all nonbinary people are afab?” no but i have noticed how every single amab nonbinary person ive come across is either forcibly labeled as a trans woman or a cis guy who just Loudly Gay 

[clefairygodmother]

fun words :

bastard

scoundrel

charlatan

harlot

rapscallion

hooligan

ruffian

swindler

[clefairygodmother]

Wait y’all have morals?