clementineknowsbest
leon (any pronouns)
20. bisexual slasherfucker. unapologetic monsterfucker. I love middle aged men and posting about my blorbosprobably obsessed with some 2000s tv show or 80s horror movieI love prometheus (2012)
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y’all aren’t fucking with michael myers? y’all aren’t fucking michael myers?
#going out into the real world and forgetting being a slasherlover isn’t a normal thing#tumblr brain rot core#like you guys are watching these movies for the plot?#if nobody got me tumblr slasherfuckers got me#michael myers#thirstposting on main again#(it’s all I do)
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i want that clown in ways that are concerning to feminism
#slasher#slasher fucker#purposely leaving this vague bc I’m embarrassed of said clown#never thought I’d add clownfucker to my resume but here we are#but it’s 2024 I’m a changed man
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my favorite middle aged man
Ted Raimi in horror
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Rip Allison Cameron you would have loved tumblr’s posts about wanting to fuck old men
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*opening my tumblr feed before I go to bed* I love you pathetic old man. i love you other pathetic old man. i love you girlboss. I love you female character I project myself onto. I love you pathetic old man-
#this post might be about house md#house wilson cuddy cameron in that order#extra pathetic old man for good judgement#could’ve wrote just pathetic man and it’d be chase and foreman#textpost
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i love the quarry, I wish gay people were real
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#me casting speak to dead in BG3#much to the disapproval of my team#*gale disapproves* ok well one of us ate a pair of magical boots#and guess what#it wasn’t me!
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it’s mostly the absentminded judgmental stare
#does this make sense#there is something so transmasculine about that man#he gets me#it’s definitely the autism#albert wesker#resident evil#transmasc#transgender
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there is nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and her favorite slasher boyfriend
#slasher#slasher fucker#billy loomis#stu macher#Michael myers#Jason voorhees#leatherface#ghostface#me and my undying love for Mikey myers#holds him gently while he stabs me through the stomach#but it’s ok just I’m just a girl#(is also not a girl)#i love you Michael i love you Stu i love you bubba
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babygirlifying the most blood curdling, irredeemable hardened criminals in fiction is so much fun
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Love ya bestie :)/p
GET OUT OF MY ASKS!! GET OUT!! *smacks you with a newspaper* ENOUGH!!
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