20. bisexual slasherfucker. unapologetic monsterfucker. I love middle aged men and posting about my blorbosprobably obsessed with some 2000s tv show or 80s horror movieI love prometheus (2012)
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I’m sorry for the heinous things I said about the fridge. it will happen again.
#date everything#freddy yeti#fridge date everything#took one look at him and I knew I needed him#I have one thing going for me#and it’s objectifying monsters#and by god am I GOOD at it#date everything game
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hahaha misty you’re so funny….no I think it’s totally okay you broke the blackbox and poisoned us twice and forced crystal off a cliff and kissed coach ben’s dead body…anyway have you ever heard of sappho—
#misty quigley#misty yellowjackets#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#this is a completely serious post#I need her in ways concerning to the antler queen
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happy mistynat reunion day to all who celebrate ❤️❤️
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“I love tai and shauna’s friendsh-“ WRONG! That is a 20 year long situationship ❤️ get it right next time
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underrated in his OWN SHOW.
raw. next question.
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can’t wait for new yellowjackets season bc I am STARVING for mistynat and taishauna content…toxic yuri ship please save me 🙏
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slasherfuckers after sitting through a 1.8 star movie with the worst acting ever seen on screen just to see some dirty grimy man they’ve developed an attachment to: now THAT is cinema ☺️
#dare I say#texas chainsaw massacre#specifically the reboots#although I made this post with terrifier in mind#art the clown I love you so much#those movies tho…#slashers#slasherfuckers
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he’s so babygirl
ART THE CLOWN in TERRIFIER 3 (2024)
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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him
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y’all aren’t fucking with michael myers? y’all aren’t fucking michael myers?
#going out into the real world and forgetting being a slasherlover isn’t a normal thing#tumblr brain rot core#like you guys are watching these movies for the plot?#if nobody got me tumblr slasherfuckers got me#michael myers#thirstposting on main again#(it’s all I do)
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i want that clown in ways that are concerning to feminism
#slasher#slasher fucker#purposely leaving this vague bc I’m embarrassed of said clown#never thought I’d add clownfucker to my resume but here we are#but it’s 2024 I’m a changed man
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my favorite middle aged man
Ted Raimi in horror
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Rip Allison Cameron you would have loved tumblr’s posts about wanting to fuck old men
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