Eyes down, Puce - you'll be their little birdie for the next fifty years.
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Girl what am I being sold here?
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baby its just you and me and my hallucination of my exhusband who youre also obsessed with ♥︎
tumblr + horizontal pics aren't a great combo
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the problem is silver couldn’t match flint’s freak when it mattered. its great when they’re playing psychosexual mind games with each other and silver is getting off on the gay power of violence but you start one revolutionary war with the british empire and all of a sudden its “i can’t do this” fine. enjoy the curse. they named a restaurant chain after you
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Didn't know that Quodo was an actual canon ship...lol
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«no pain» (new version…)
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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,
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