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Cahir for @swingxilly !

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My DnD group has been on pause for so long I lost it and designed a bunch of characters lol

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Tiefling bard

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Goblin Week is over when I say it’s over!

this dude is the same species as the previous critter, but they belong to a different, more specialized biological caste. They’re sturdier and armored with pangolin-like scales, and they have eyes– tiny, myopic ones that are best at detecting changes in light, but enough to make navigating the surface world a bit easier. In the past, members of this caste defended the colony from violent invaders and dangerous creatures, but in modern, more peaceful times, they fill the roles of scouts and guides for those traveling outside the colony, respected for their knowledge of surface terrain and outdoor survival skills.

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By Corset Queen

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I’m starting a new D&D game with my friends and one of them is a Warlock who can’t remember their pact or patron, he told me “Yeah I know it’s archfey with flowery magic but the rest is up to you”

This dude game me, a homosexual, a flower-aesthetic fey and told me to “go nuts” and do whatever I want with it

He doesn’t know what he’s DONE

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i come complete and invincible behind my dirty imbecile!

all these things i've tried, boy: be cute, be dumb, be wise, be young

so don't tell me what to fear in the darkness of this atmosphere

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An orb pondering time for @maria-ruta 🔮✨

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Grimtooth’s Traps was not in the remote vicinity of fucking around

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What she says: I’m fine

What she means: bards in the d&d community are seen as spellcasters who use music to create magical effects, but in both d&d lore and actual history, bards are storytellers who use music as a vehicle to tell stories. The magic of a bard is supposed to come from the stories they tell, in the college of lore this is from telling stories about mythology and lesser known history, while for the college of valor this is from telling stories about old wars or mighty heroes. But this whole aspect of bards has been lost as they’ve been boiled down to “I can do magic with my guitar for some reason lol I’m gonna seduce the dragon”

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Embroidered Witch Hats

Kiras Magick Needle on Etsy

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He needs this.

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Commission for FuseCraftAD on twitter! :)

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[ID: First image is a digital drawing of Taako and Kravitz. Taako is an elven man with curly, blonde hair, and tan, freckled skin, and a slight build. He is dressed in fancy a grey blouse and pintripe pants, a black vest with red, raven skull design, and a red cravat and gloves. gothic attire. He is also wearing a black cape with a tuff of raven feathers over one shoulder. Kravitz is a half elven man with a slight build, with ombre’d purple locs, facial hair, and brown skin. He is wearing a pastel, tie dyed hoodie that has the Friends tv show logo. He is also wearing light blue track pants, with colorful patches, and purple boots laced with teal ribbons. The second image is a comic of the pair. Taako is placing a fancy wizard hat on Kravitz’s head. He says, “There we go!” Now you have that signature Taako Touch™!” Kravitz, in his best impression of Taako says, “I’m Taako! You know, from tv?” Taako, grabs Kravitz’s shoulder and yells, “W-wait-wait- hahahahahaha-I wasn’t ready for the voice! I’m-pbfttt-hahahah!” End ID]

Belated gift for @terezis, (sorry this took so long :0) Some good boys in swapped outfits!

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Horses are really fragile animals. Is it still a death sentence for a centaur if one of their equine limbs gets hurt? Or can they help it somehow?

Oh god, now I'm thinking of amputees and how those would work

Horses are SUPER fragile, or maybe more like delicately balanced.. but particularly their crazy spindle-legs which centaurs get to deal with! But a big part of why hurt legs are a death sentence for horses has less to do with "It kills them" and more to do with quality of life, which a centaur can get around! A horse with a broken leg doesn't understand it can't put ANY weight on that leg for an extended period and will attempt to go about their daily life and act normally, which basically guarantees re-injuring the bad leg and a high chance of injuring the other 3 legs as they try to cope with the change in balance and weight distribution. It all leads to a really poor quality of life with almost no chance of truly healing properly. The story of all they did trying to save Barbaro the racehorse is a long sad story that illustrates a lot of the issues even with modern veterinary medicine with trying to deal with a broken leg in horses.

Thankfully with centaurs, They understand the need for healing, are able to manage their own quality of life and have the gear to support themselves in the time it takes for the injury to heal!

Also perfectly good for long term use in the case of aging, amputation, or general disability! Which is common with the front legs and lower backs of centaurs given the unusual stresses caused by their body-plans. They were created with thicker and more robust front legs to cope with the permanent added weight of the torso instead of a horse head, but injury and disability in that area is still very common!

Injuries to the hind are less common and usually less severe, and given the hind legs bear less direct weight than the front they can usually get away with wraps and limping until it gets back to weight-bearing. Something like a rear amputation or ruptured tendon would probably require a custom harness/brace attached to a wheel like these and/or basically a peg leg!

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concept: instead of taako outliving everybody he dies from something really fucking dumb like 2 years after story and song and he shows up at the astral plane reception desk like. hello. i would like a job application. my qualifications are “savior of the universe” and “nepotism.”  krav, lup, and barry shout at him for several hours

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“No one will ever know you died here”

D&D encounter my players had