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this blog isn't a safe space for zionists i literally hope you die

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saving this for reasons (ie - had a dream about forgotten scenes from s2 the other day and now this show is my entire personality)

Can u give some good recs for sydcarmmy fics please!

oh BOY can I?????

i haven’t interacted much with the community so im unsure of the users but alas as I try:

temper, temper by malariamonsters (anything from them like what do u mean ….,,,, that was like the second coming of Christ fr like i think this was the first fic I read and BRROOOOOOOOOOO I felt the blood rushing to my skull UGHHH) (@songkangsbottomteethcirca2020 — this better be the correct @ or imma do something dangerous and delete my existence)

mouthful of petals by Galatria57 (I love this typa trope)

say yes to the mess by bioloyg (deck on deck like this fic can top me drop me bottom me spin me I can do a split for this dead ass) (@bioloyg)

gotta get up to get down by somethingdifferent (NEVER GIVE UP NEVER WHAT !!!!!! god I love)

simmer, melt, boil, fire by gingervalentine1 (golden goose edition like I want this but IN my coffin so I can resurrect myself and read it like not even death can part me from this ) (@monetbonet)

chapped lip weather by charmtion (their entire discography; I felt like screaming and drowning so I did both and like thank you for that, that was insanely criminal of you I love it) (@charmtion)

the fear has gripped me but here I go by willowcia (writing style has gripped me so here I go (choking))

like kasama by peachybunniebabie (this is the lost Bible I believe. Gave hallucinations and heart burn, let’s fucking GO) (@ethxocore)

hands full of plates by Thesuncameout (short story is I am in love with their style)

the wild, wild berry by Blissymbolics (classic obviously)

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thanks to the writers for these hits!

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My first thought: They went drinking and they didn’t invite Jughead?!

My second: Oh, thank fuck, they remembered he is an alcoholic.

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ok but what if down time makes me anxious

In 2022 prioritize relaxation, not being in a constant state of worry and anxiety. Being able to unplug from the worries and expectations of the world while enjoying the present moment. Prioritize setting up spaces and time to unwind and give yourself the attention and pampering you deserve. Life doesn't have to be hectic all the time.

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joking, one week ago: jug is totally bruce springsteen and betty is probably taylor swift

me over the weekend: i can’t stop listening to nebraska and 1989 but at least it gave me the idea for this one-shot i wrote in 6 hours

me days later: wow he really didn’t need to make born to run go so hard but bruce did that for us

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Donnie Darko (2001*)

“why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”

Keep reading

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the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time

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stoner witch

🦢

https://www.instagram.com/larapaulussen/

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Congratulations to Brett Goldstein, Brendan Hunt, Nick Mohammed and Jeremy Swift for their Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series nominations!

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“Am I supposed to be the little girl?”

“I’d like you to be.”

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lately i find myself strangely obsessed with spooky's ridiculously patterned neckties

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Fox Mulder + necktie patterns [3/?]

2nd one on the left takes the cake for me.. it's so ugly pls explain urself mr mulder

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Some witches’ favorite weeds-

Poisons: Hemlock, Henbane, Deadly Nightshade, Wolfsbane, Moonflower Not poisons: Wormwood, Mugwort, Mandrake, Enchanter’s Nightshade These images are part of a much longer article I wrote here called A Witch’s Guide to Wormwood, which you should read if you haven’t already. I send out a newsletter every new and full moon, and wormwood was my theme for the Worm Moon. 

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don’t fold pages but otherwise yes

You are allowed

nay, encouraged to…

buy books you’ll never read

abandon books halfway through

read your favorites over and over again

read ‘easy’ books

read books you don’t totally understand

just look at the pictures

start in the middle

take notes

break spines

read the book after you saw the movie

skip the boring parts

keep books out of sentiment

bring a book everywhere

read comics

return books to the library unread

The point, my dear reader, is joy.

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.