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david. hilbert. sun. hat.

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why do they call it a compact metric space when it can’t even parking spot???? it cant even fitting in the spot because its an idea??? and ideas are bigger than cars because they are everything????!!!!!

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through a combination of stress induced insomnia and an 8 AM final i have cracked the code. its not the airport that unlocks my poster’s soul. its all nighters

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

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my advice to new homeowners or renters is simple. try not to garbage dispose an entire shot glass. and if you do try to have a roommate whose workplace has cut proof gloves

im moving like paul atreides (my hand is in a small dark hole and there are sharp things involved)

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im moving like paul atreides (my hand is in a small dark hole and there are sharp things involved)

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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it occurs to me that the reason why my friends are still on twitter in 2025 is because they’re using like “the slap” from victorious. which makes me want to code a “the slap” clone so i can free them

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mathematician trying to explain their feelings for someone: so imagine an arbitrary epsilon greater than 0

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Baby puppy: Hello. Welcome to baby puppy land the capital of puppy world. My. Name is baby puppy. You play me

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Cow Tools Ch 1: Cow Tools Commentary on Cow Tools by Saadia Ben Joseph Ch 1: On the Creation of the World According to the Phythagoreans and Gary Larson Ch 2: On the Divine Epithets and the Aristotelian Categories Ch 3: On the “Closed” Barn, Pasture, Cows, & Tools Ch 4: On the Creation’s “Witnesses” Ch 5: On the Geometrical “Whirlwind” of the Tools Ch 6: On the Rotation of the Tools and the Zodiac Ch 7: On the Ethereal Pasture and its Relation to Prophecy Ch 8: On the Geometry of Cows and the Order of the Tools Ch 9: On the 231 Gates of Tool Permutation Ch 10: On the Crowning of the Tools

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i'm a gold star libertarian I voluntarily mix lead into my food

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bello cantor’s diagonal argument youre looking very beautiful tonight

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took her to my third space and

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they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

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