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deadpool + textposts

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Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

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Sora ( ソラ ) - “Sky”.

“I don’t need a weapon! My friends are my power!“—Sora

Ventus ( ヴェントゥス ) - “Wind”.

“I’ve become a part their heart, just as they’ve become a part of mine. My friends are my power… and I’m theirs!“—Ventus to Vanitas before their final battle

Roxas ( ロクサス ) - “Nobody”.

“What are you talking about? I am me! Nobody else!“—Roxas

Vanitas ( ヴァニタス ) - “Vanity”.

“He has no control over the darkness in his heart. The Keyblade is not his to bear. He’s an abomination beyond hope of salvation.“—Master Xehanort to Terra regarding Vanitas.

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who am I supposed to invite to my wedding when i have like three friends and dislike most of my family?

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

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Gemini/Hufflepuff

Reblog with your sun sign and the house you were sorted into 🔮

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“You’re an adult now.”

Me

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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Fire!!

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when all your favorite people are online

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What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’