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literally tragic how many men out there have naturally beautiful wave/curl patterns in their hair but they’ve never seen them bc they keep their hair too short…. a cruel fate

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just dried my hands with a hand dryer #freddynewandykemoment

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going to write a bot that goes around recipe blogs commenting "this turns out SO much better if you swap out the [one of the ingredients] for [random ingredient from a list of 10,000]. sounds really weird but trust me"

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1. snake magnet

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sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

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TOP 20 FAVOURITE PERFORMANCES OF THE DECADE 10. Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college

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“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

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They are so married

my instagram - my twitter

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al pacino limp wristed icon

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girls be like *he is my comfort character* and whamm! it's the most emotionally traumatized fictional man you've ever seen!

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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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What if rihanna was australian......cunt better have my pounds

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imagine you are a fictional character! reblog and put in the tags what food/drink the fandom would base your entire character off of