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silly headcanon of mine

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If you get mad at an objectophile do you tell them to go fuck their shelf?

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THIS MAN WALKED SO WE ALL COULD RUN. FIRST EVER OBJECTUM PIMP AND YOU GUYS FORGOT HIM...SHAME

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they need to make like. a straight up object/objectum dating game . like date everything but without the humans

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Oh wow

Oh wow

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getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt

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Everyday

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Secret fifth panel under cut

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I love my fellow objectums but the computer lovers have dominated the objectum tag and I would love to see more unique attractions.

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it is important, now more than ever, to make friends you can roleplay extremely specific blorbo scenarios with. you have to be crying at 3am over angst scenarios generated by your elaborate among us based au. its good for the economy.

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writing tip #3827:

start

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i dont think k_k is oblivious at all. i think k_k is extremely aware. i think k_k does and says the things they do on purpose

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berdly probably thinks that capn is so cool and capn thinks berdly is a lame dork

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Seeing people's K_K looking OCs reminds me of a big au I made when I was deeply unwell in the head, where K_K was part of a type of robot that was commonly used for scrap, so their family kind of hid outside of Cyber City in a big group. And I mean HUGE group. K_K was lost as a baby and ended up where they are current deltarune timeline, at some point one of the many family members they had (one of IIRC 3 siblings they didn't know they had) finally ended up finding them in a "Woah you look like me..." type of situation. They took K_K back to the house and showed them to everyone but like of all things I remember best, I remembered a BIGGGGG family tree drawing. Like genuinely it was insane idk why I made that many K_K OCs.

The au will forever be special to me but I really want to rewrite it. It's super self indulgent and I fear it needs to be less so LMAO

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Btw if your dni includes objectum I don't like you either.

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Yaps at you

I seethe with rage everytime I see this man. I hope his sans fangirl drawing turned into vtuber model gets hit by a bus but the guy is okay so he has to start again from scratch and spend a lot of money on another model.

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comic about driving i guess