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So that's why I woke up in bed, and not in the vents like last year.

ℑ 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔢𝔫𝔧𝔬𝔶𝔢𝔡 𝔠𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔬𝔫'𝔰 𝔟𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔥𝔦𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔶 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰. ℑ 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔢𝔫𝔧𝔬𝔶𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔦𝔪 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔱𝔰.

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Much like pickle, I will be relishing my birthday. I'll see myself out.

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You know what, chocolate milk sounds amazing.

I asked Clint what he wanted to do for his birthday, and he said he wanted a pizza party. It's like having another kid, I swear.

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Why are kleptomaniacs terrible with puns? They're always taking everything, literally.

Do they sale away with it?

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What's wrong with a pizza party? Or knowing what I want, eh?

I asked Clint what he wanted to do for his birthday, and he said he wanted a pizza party. It's like having another kid, I swear.

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Just face planted off the bus. Hope that's not an omen for my day.

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You'll never believe my luck. I got a splinter on one of our kitchen spin arounds.

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Just managed to trip on the anti-trip portion of the train platform.

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You know what? I really can't believe that, I'm stealing a nickname here, freezer burn was able to be elected to office. Like y'all know he's ancient, right?

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Hey Buddy, we're *lucky* if we make it to 80 years.

ℑ𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔬𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔬𝔰 ℑ'𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔣 ℑ ƙׁׅ֑𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔪𝔞ƙׁׅ֑𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔰ƙׁׅ֑𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰. 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔩𝔢.

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Must be a, what is it called .... A Mandela effect?

Am I going crazy? I was sure that Johnny Storm used to look more like Cap than he does now.

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I need to learn to read. *Face palm*

So, what Are your thoughts on Tony?

He's...one of a kind

@ironman-tonystark

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Just ran into the wall because someone got to pet the police dog, and it wasn't me.

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So I'm told I've gotta wish y'all a Happy Valentine's Day.

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Worth a shot. I mean have you seen some of these emotional support animals nowadays?

��� 𝔴𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔣 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔐𝔧𝔬𝔩𝔫𝔦𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔶 𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯.

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Hey! It's a solid idea.

I've been trying to convince the team to do a Holiday album, but so far only Clint seems keen on the idea, and only if he can change the word Christmas in every song to Clintmas.