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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

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Me after clicking a p link thinking it was a fic rec.

Jumpscare.

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we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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qué isso inchado?

can we ignore the sadistic cannon to talk about how BIG joel miller is like please MANHANDLE me

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Billy Burke as Charlie Swan TWILIGHT (2008)

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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In memory of Judith Holmes Clarke, who passed away earlier this year in March.

She was one of the leading artists for the Disney Fairies book series (and one of few Disney credited). Her art shaped the brand to the point it was even featured in the end credits of the first Tinker Bell movie. Judith passed away the same year Disney Fairies series celebrates its 20th anniversary 😢

I'm sorry I didn't say it sooner, but thank you, Judith, for being my inspiration for so many years. I only wish I could've said it in person. May your soul rest in peace

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Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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omg that's so cool-

*look at the tags*

oh it's IA.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ💬 sani's new message : twilight icons! 🌙

☀︎︎ like/reblog if use! don't repost!

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it